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[wandthief]

Now Hix is gone do the rest of you want a notorious dark wizard roaming around unwatched and unchecked? Any volunteers to amuse me by attempting to be my temporary warden?

Admiral, I want my powers returned to me as they were when I arrived. That's only fair.

[Private to Arthas and Frostmourne]

Did you frighten Hix that much that he had to flee

Comments

[wichita_kansas]

That's not how it works, buddy.

[wandthief]

Which part?

[wichita_kansas]

Well, you already know, now. No point in beating a dead horse.

[wandthief]

I thought you may have meant asking for an in-between warden. I'm sure no inmate usually does such a thing and would likely be already planning to massacre half the barge if they thought they were lucky enough not to be watched for what will probably be at least a couple of weeks.

[wichita_kansas]

Well, you're an old dude with no powers, so massacre you're certainly not going to be having!

[wandthief]

Then you're not thinking very creatively.

[wichita_kansas]

Yawn.

[wandthief]

And how many inmates have you graduated?

[wichita_kansas]

Bringing up an arbitrary subject to allay your impotence. Nice.

[wandthief]

Avoiding the question due to your own failures. Wonderful.

[wichita_kansas]

No, actually. I've done a great job here and I'm completely confident about that. You, on the other hand, not so much. All you do is lay around and act like a baby.

[wandthief]

A great job not graduating anybody?

As you said I am old with no powers. There isn't much else I can do, now is there? Isn't that what all young people think of the elderly, after all.

[wichita_kansas]

Wrong.

No, actually. Swing is pretty old, but I'm sure he could kick my butt. Al Swearengen? Scares the shit out of me. You? Don't. It's you. Not "old people".

[wandthief]

So you're not confessing to graduating anyone because you're so modest.

You probably think anyone over 40 is 'pretty old' by those examples. I'm sure I'm the oldest mortal human here - truly at the end of my lifetime - and likely twice as old as most others even considered 'old' here at all. There is a difference betwen 50 and over 100.

I was never a physical fighter. I know without my magical powers I seem quite pathetic. I don't intend to beat people up or scare them so I really don't care that you are not frightened of me as I am.

[wichita_kansas]

Aw, I've made you upset. Poor baby.

[wandthief]

You? Hardly.

I am stating facts. If I am upset about anything it's certainly not because of you.