May 01, 2010 22:14
There are a lot of CONDESCENDING MUGGLES here. Also ones using very INAPPROPRIATE language, particularly in front of the children. Did you bring us here to CORRUPT us?
Next you'll probably set us all on FIRE! I always thought those were just silly superstitions to keep me away from certain places but I wouldn't put it past the Muggles here.
That old man with the SILLY LITTLE BEARD? The one who claims to be my GUARDIAN in some way? Where are you? I didn't attend your boring lesson and I want to do SOMETHING FUN. You claim to be responsible for me, didn't you say so? So ENTERTAIN ME!
Also, I DEMAND that you return any powers that you have removed from any of the wizards or witches that are here, including, of course, MYSELF.
Do so and I won't.... Well, you'll find out what if you don't.
up to mischief,
flood