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I tend to look for most things on ebay before I go to a 'proper' store and buy, just to see if I can get a bargain. Looking for a can opener of all things and I find the following description. If you can get to the end, you did better than I did!!
"HI AM SELLING A BRAND NEW CAN OPENER NEVER BEEN OPENED SODE CUTTING ACTION NO MORE SHARP EDGES EVERYDAY ESSENTIAL, AS SEEN ON TV UNIQUE SIDE CUTTING ACTION OPENS CANS SAFELY BY CUTTING BENEATH THE LID NOT THROUGH THE TOP LEAVES THE LID WITH SMOOTH EDGES THIS AS BEEN ON TV I HAVE SOLD QUITE AFEW OF THESES AND EVERYONE AS BOUGHT ONE AS BEEN MADEUP WITH IT ITS SO EASY 2 USE NOMORE PRESSING DOWN HARD TO OPEN ATIN AND CUTTING YOURSELF ON THE WAY THIS BRINGS THE LID OFF NICE AND SMOOTHLY READ MY FEEDBKS ABOUT THESES IF U WANT I SOLD THESES OVER XMAS PUT THESE IS EVERYDAY USE I HAVE ONE AND I WOULDNT BE WITHOUT THIS CAN OPENER U WONT BE DISAPOINTMENT IF U BUY ONE OF THESES THE RRP IS £12 TO £15 AM STARTING THIS OFF AS 99P SO COME AND GRAB ABARGAIN ONLY HAVE AFEW LEFT DONT KNOW IF I CAN GET ANYMORE IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLZ ASK I WILL ONLY POST 2 THE UK HAVE APEEP AT MY OTHER ITEMS THANKYOU 4 LOOKING AND GOODLUCK AND I WISH U HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL THE BEST FOR 2010 CAN U PLZ PAY WITHIN 24HRS CAUSE I TRY POST THE SAME DAY OR NXT DAY FOR FAST DELIVERY IF U WANT ONE FOR FRIEND OR FAMILY LET ME KNOW AND I WILL LET U KNOW IF THERE IS ANY LEFT EVEN IF ITS NOT LISTED I MIGHT STILL HAVE SOME LEFT AND NOT PUT IT ON YET THANKYOU PS WOULD DO BUY IT NOW 4 A OK OFFER"
"HI AM SELLING A BRAND NEW CAN OPENER NEVER BEEN OPENED SODE CUTTING ACTION NO MORE SHARP EDGES EVERYDAY ESSENTIAL, AS SEEN ON TV UNIQUE SIDE CUTTING ACTION OPENS CANS SAFELY BY CUTTING BENEATH THE LID NOT THROUGH THE TOP LEAVES THE LID WITH SMOOTH EDGES THIS AS BEEN ON TV I HAVE SOLD QUITE AFEW OF THESES AND EVERYONE AS BOUGHT ONE AS BEEN MADEUP WITH IT ITS SO EASY 2 USE NOMORE PRESSING DOWN HARD TO OPEN ATIN AND CUTTING YOURSELF ON THE WAY THIS BRINGS THE LID OFF NICE AND SMOOTHLY READ MY FEEDBKS ABOUT THESES IF U WANT I SOLD THESES OVER XMAS PUT THESE IS EVERYDAY USE I HAVE ONE AND I WOULDNT BE WITHOUT THIS CAN OPENER U WONT BE DISAPOINTMENT IF U BUY ONE OF THESES THE RRP IS £12 TO £15 AM STARTING THIS OFF AS 99P SO COME AND GRAB ABARGAIN ONLY HAVE AFEW LEFT DONT KNOW IF I CAN GET ANYMORE IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLZ ASK I WILL ONLY POST 2 THE UK HAVE APEEP AT MY OTHER ITEMS THANKYOU 4 LOOKING AND GOODLUCK AND I WISH U HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL THE BEST FOR 2010 CAN U PLZ PAY WITHIN 24HRS CAUSE I TRY POST THE SAME DAY OR NXT DAY FOR FAST DELIVERY IF U WANT ONE FOR FRIEND OR FAMILY LET ME KNOW AND I WILL LET U KNOW IF THERE IS ANY LEFT EVEN IF ITS NOT LISTED I MIGHT STILL HAVE SOME LEFT AND NOT PUT IT ON YET THANKYOU PS WOULD DO BUY IT NOW 4 A OK OFFER"