Blame the Anorexics? Say what?
The Metropolitan Transit Authority has just released its report on subway travel delays, and has revealed that the #1 cause of all NYC service disruptions is, get this:
FAINTING DIETERS!!!!!!!!!
Um, wtf? (Notice the report didn't say "starving" people. It didn't say "penniless people who can't afford a decent meal.")
In other words, all these people on crash diets are dropping like flies in the train cars and blocking exits. Also, when they faint, it means the train must be stopped until emergency med techs can arrive.
Really? So, it isn't the winos who fall asleep in the seats next to me and keel over on the #6 train.
Yeah, and Voldemort isn't back, either.
FAINTING DIETERS!!!!!!!!!
Um, wtf? (Notice the report didn't say "starving" people. It didn't say "penniless people who can't afford a decent meal.")
In other words, all these people on crash diets are dropping like flies in the train cars and blocking exits. Also, when they faint, it means the train must be stopped until emergency med techs can arrive.
Really? So, it isn't the winos who fall asleep in the seats next to me and keel over on the #6 train.
Yeah, and Voldemort isn't back, either.