the world is conspiring to shower you with blessings

[wanderlustlover]

TAURUS: Back in 2009, John Allwood, an Australian melon-picker, used his head to smash 47 watermelons in 60 seconds. That broke the previous world record of 40 in a minute, also set by him a couple of years earlier. I've chosen him to be your role model for the coming week, Taurus -- for two reasons. First, you're primed to outstrip a personal

Comments

[herdivineshadow]

Is it just me, or does smashing watermelons with your head seem like a really silly and wasteful thing to do?

[wanderlustlover]

Very. Very, very even.