Spring advice for men in their 20's
Clothes:
It’s important to update your wardrobe through out the winter leading to the summer months. Remember to always buy T-shirts from any rock concert or major manly events like carshows that you attend, so you get an easy conversation starter on a topic you care about. Also, nothing says “I’m a mans-man” like an open bottle of beer resting on a Foofighters T-shirt.
Personal Hygiene:
Yes. You should shower at least every three or four days, even if it does seem unnecessary. If you spend most of your time in your own room/flat, be aware that some smells might just escape your sharp sensory organs. There is always one remedy if occasion calls for you to socialize at the edge of allowed “between showers” times: Axe deodorant spray. It will cover up even three days old soccer sweat. Remember! You can not substitute a shower with Axe deodorant spray; simply prolong the time between showers by a maximum of three or four days.
Nails:
Scissors, knives, clippers? These things are for nancyboys! Your teeth will make sure you don’t look like one of those creepy guys on TV. There might just be some leftover cheese under there from yesterdays Pizza, so get chewing!
Shoes:
There is only 1 pair of shoes that fit every occasion: Ecco. Remember to buy dark color shoes, so wear and tear won’t show as easily. These shoes are just as good for gutting fish as they are for ballroom dancing (Which you should NEVER do if you’re a self respecting male. Dancing that is.).
The fancy parties:
The time will arise where the normal attire just won’t be enough. Your boss might want to invite you and your work buddies to some lame dinner party at his house, where the chances of picking up some random tramp and/or getting obliterated on cheap beer is non-existent. You might even be told that your career rests on your ability to appear “human” for a night. This is where we once again return to the world of “Button up shirts”. You’ll look relaxed and in charge as you stride in with your shirt un-tucked, and the bottom two buttons closed, still showing your manly event of choice clearly to anyone willing to discuss it. It shows confidence and class, while still screaming “I can chug any name brand beer faster than you”.
As always, be safe out there. Remember to bring a comb and plenty of hairgel!
It’s important to update your wardrobe through out the winter leading to the summer months. Remember to always buy T-shirts from any rock concert or major manly events like carshows that you attend, so you get an easy conversation starter on a topic you care about. Also, nothing says “I’m a mans-man” like an open bottle of beer resting on a Foofighters T-shirt.
Personal Hygiene:
Yes. You should shower at least every three or four days, even if it does seem unnecessary. If you spend most of your time in your own room/flat, be aware that some smells might just escape your sharp sensory organs. There is always one remedy if occasion calls for you to socialize at the edge of allowed “between showers” times: Axe deodorant spray. It will cover up even three days old soccer sweat. Remember! You can not substitute a shower with Axe deodorant spray; simply prolong the time between showers by a maximum of three or four days.
Nails:
Scissors, knives, clippers? These things are for nancyboys! Your teeth will make sure you don’t look like one of those creepy guys on TV. There might just be some leftover cheese under there from yesterdays Pizza, so get chewing!
Shoes:
There is only 1 pair of shoes that fit every occasion: Ecco. Remember to buy dark color shoes, so wear and tear won’t show as easily. These shoes are just as good for gutting fish as they are for ballroom dancing (Which you should NEVER do if you’re a self respecting male. Dancing that is.).
The fancy parties:
The time will arise where the normal attire just won’t be enough. Your boss might want to invite you and your work buddies to some lame dinner party at his house, where the chances of picking up some random tramp and/or getting obliterated on cheap beer is non-existent. You might even be told that your career rests on your ability to appear “human” for a night. This is where we once again return to the world of “Button up shirts”. You’ll look relaxed and in charge as you stride in with your shirt un-tucked, and the bottom two buttons closed, still showing your manly event of choice clearly to anyone willing to discuss it. It shows confidence and class, while still screaming “I can chug any name brand beer faster than you”.
As always, be safe out there. Remember to bring a comb and plenty of hairgel!