Some news articles are so perfect, I have to wonder if they were staged just for my amusement. From the end of the article:
One passenger told Bavarian Radio: "It was a hell of a scene. One of them was lashing out with a vodka bottle after being refused more booze and the other went to the emergency exit yelling: 'I want some fresh air.'"
You just know the first woman was Patsy Stone and the second was Edina Monsoon.