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A group of friars opened a flourist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their business flourished. A rival flourist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The friars refused. So the flourist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He went to the friar's shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close, he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.