whining about microcomputers

[wanderingmage42]

I have a microcomputer
It can execute a line of code in 0.4 microseconds
thats less than one two millionths of a second
It has limitless variables
it can display things on an LCD screen
It can frigin interact with a game controller

It can't do division

why, for the love of god, can this thing control a space shuttle, but it can't do division.
I can do division.
My brother can do division
My friging cats can do division
well, they can cut things in half at least