First Line Meme
Written in response to queenb23more's first line "Eew!"
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, with a side of Teddy/Victoire
Rating: PG-13
"Eew!"
Hermione sighed. "Really, Rose, there's nothing disgusting about it. It's just another way adults show their love for one another. What you saw Teddy and Victoire doing, well, it's a very natural and healthy part of a relationship."
"I don't care," Rose announced with all the certainty a thirteen year old girl could muster. "I'm never doing that. I can't see why anyone would want to."
"You'll change your thinking on it eventually. The truth is it can be very enjoyable for both partners."
Rose's eyes widened in horror as the realisation struck her that her mother had obviously done that to her father. At least once. More, maybe, since she said it was, ugh, enjoyable.
Her mother continued. "I just don't want you to think there's anything wrong with it. Remember, if you're not ready for something, then by all means wait, but I think you'll find that one day you won't ever remember thinking anything about sex was gross or stupid."
"Okay, okay. Can I go now?"
"Yes, but try not to pester your cousins. I'm sure they're embarrassed enough."
Rose stared at her. "Like I would mention it," she said in exasperation before running out of Ginny's old bedroom.
"What was that all about?" Ron asked, sticking his head in the door. "I was passing by when Rose shot out of here like a Firebolt, glaring at me like I had two heads."
"She went looking for something in Percy's old room and caught Victoire going down on Teddy, so we had to have a little talk."
"Oh," said Ron, his face white under his freckles as he thought about his little girl being old enough to have that conversation. Then a slow smile spread across his face. "Well, then. It's a good thing she didn't come up to my old bedroom twenty minutes earlier. It would probably be even worse finding your old dad going down on your mum."
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, with a side of Teddy/Victoire
Rating: PG-13
"Eew!"
Hermione sighed. "Really, Rose, there's nothing disgusting about it. It's just another way adults show their love for one another. What you saw Teddy and Victoire doing, well, it's a very natural and healthy part of a relationship."
"I don't care," Rose announced with all the certainty a thirteen year old girl could muster. "I'm never doing that. I can't see why anyone would want to."
"You'll change your thinking on it eventually. The truth is it can be very enjoyable for both partners."
Rose's eyes widened in horror as the realisation struck her that her mother had obviously done that to her father. At least once. More, maybe, since she said it was, ugh, enjoyable.
Her mother continued. "I just don't want you to think there's anything wrong with it. Remember, if you're not ready for something, then by all means wait, but I think you'll find that one day you won't ever remember thinking anything about sex was gross or stupid."
"Okay, okay. Can I go now?"
"Yes, but try not to pester your cousins. I'm sure they're embarrassed enough."
Rose stared at her. "Like I would mention it," she said in exasperation before running out of Ginny's old bedroom.
"What was that all about?" Ron asked, sticking his head in the door. "I was passing by when Rose shot out of here like a Firebolt, glaring at me like I had two heads."
"She went looking for something in Percy's old room and caught Victoire going down on Teddy, so we had to have a little talk."
"Oh," said Ron, his face white under his freckles as he thought about his little girl being old enough to have that conversation. Then a slow smile spread across his face. "Well, then. It's a good thing she didn't come up to my old bedroom twenty minutes earlier. It would probably be even worse finding your old dad going down on your mum."