Ten Little Zombies, A Love Story

[wanderingastray]

-by Andy Rash

Ten little zombies
Walking in a line
One stepped in a campfire
Now there are nine.
Nine little zombies
Climbing up a gate
One fell on a fence spear
Now there are eight.
Eight little zombies
Chasing after Kevin
Kevin shot his shotgun
Now there are seven.
Seven little zombies
Bursting through the bricks
One was crushed by statuary
Now there are six.
Six little zombies
Learning how to drive
Then they found the gas pedal
Now there are five.
Five little zombies
Scratching at my door
Acid through the transom
Now there are four.
Four little zombies
Coming after me
Fired up the chainsaw
Now there are three.
Three little zombies
Chasing after you
Sacrifice a hand grenade
Now there are two.
Two little zombies
Have us on the run
Empty out our nailguns
Now there is one.
One little zombie
Closing in on you
Tangled in the barbed wire
Now there are two.
Two little zombies
Coming after me
Can't bear to destroy you
Now there are...

BRAAAAAAAINS.