Title: Our Dirty Little Secret
Author:
wander_lust_79 Characters: Noah (Puck) Puckerman, Mrs. Hudson, Rachel Berry
Fandoms: Glee
Rating: M for innuendos
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, wish I did, or could at least be in an episode.
Summary: Puck gets an interesting phone call from Finn's mom. He kind of gets things all wrong, and humor insues. Thankfully Rachel's there in the end to set him straight. There are 7 parts total. Complete. Thank you to
robynadele0406 and
bostongirl2003 for being awesome betas!
Chapter 1,
Chapter 2,
Chapter 3,
Chapter 4,
Chapter 5 A few steps shy of his truck Rachel pulled herself out of Puck’s grip. “Noah Puckerman what is wrong with you?” Her tone annoyed.
He gave her a confused look. “You practically ran out of the Hudson’s house. It was rather rude.” She told him.
Puck dropped his eyes to the ground, a little ashamed of how be acted, but he had to get out of there. “You don’t understand Berry, just get in the truck and I’ll take you home.” He sounded a little defeated.
Her expression softened towards him. She did as he asked, climbing up into the cab of his truck with a little assistance from Puck. “Damn Berry you’re tiny!” He mumbled as he closed her door for her, she didn’t get a chance to respond.
Noah made his way around the truck and hopped into the cab alongside Berry. Neither spoke for the first few minutes, an awkward silence settling between them.
Slowly she turned in her seat to look at the side of his face, “So are you gonna tell me what that was about back there?” Her voice soft and not demanding.
Puck took his eyes off the road for a second to look at her, but didn’t speak right away. She didn’t push, which was a surprise even to herself, she could see he wanted to say something.
“I just had to get out of there.” He finally spoke.
Ok not the explanation she was expecting, but a start. “And why was that?” She pressed forward.
“I just did, ok?” He was getting uncomfortable with where this was going, he did not do chick flick moments.
“Noah, because is not a reason.” She said in her most parental tone. He couldn’t help but roll his eyes. “This isn’t about…you know the whole…with you and…” She was having trouble forming her sentence, but Puck knew what she was talking about.
“No!” He cut her off from going further down that road.
“Then I really don’t get it.” Rachel gave a little huff as she settled back into the passenger seat.
Noah looked at her out of the side of his eyes, knowing she was going into full Rachel Diva mode. “Shetriedtocomeontome.” Puck mumbled it out in one word.
“Excuse me?” She turned back to him, not understanding what he just said.
Puck sighed, “I said ‘she tried to come on to me’” this time the words were said through gritted teeth.
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