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[wandbreaker]

Oh, bothe-

Rosella don't - well this certainly isn't my fault, stop looking at me that way!

[There is a pause]

Bother.

So. No one here is afraid of unicorns, are they? I assure you, they're not something to fear, really.

This is certainly turning into a fantastic birthday.

[ooc: Plot is a go!]

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[wandbreaker]

I'm sure there are people who are afraid of all manner of things.

[wandbreaker]

Well. On the off-chance that one of the unicorns at the zoo perhaps got free...

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[the_alice]

What's to be afraid of?

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[wandbreaker]

Hooves? Horns? White fur?

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[the_alice]

...well, I suppose someone might be. Here of all places too.

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Anyway, what exactly isn't your fault?

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[wandbreaker]

Anything Rosella claims is my fault isn't.

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[sonofposeidon]

...What happened?

voice;

[wandbreaker]

Nothing terribly important.

Unless you're afraid of unicorns.

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[sonofposeidon]

There are scarier things out there.

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[wandbreaker]

Yes, of course there are. Usually in the form of things that will actually try to kill you.

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[adamantined]

Happy Birthday?

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[wandbreaker]

Thank you.

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[adamantined]

I've gotta ask... what did you guys do?

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[wandbreaker]

I didn't do anything.

[citadelspirit]

Unicorns seem as if they could be dangerous, with their long sharp horns. Rather like less massive rhinoceri.

[wandbreaker]

But most don't have a temper.

[citadelspirit]

I know little of them. Unicorns...

A quick scan yields a few tropes: gentle, shy, known to like virgins. Are the stereotypes true?

[wandbreaker]

[He thinks about this]

Well. I suppose so.