♥ 5 ♥

[wandandsword]

I know Valentine's Day can seem lonely if you don't have anyone to share it with, but everything's going to be okay! I heard a rumor that Cupid is going to be really busy this week. He and his magical Valentine's Day fairy assistants are going to make sure that no one's lonely!

There's a ♥ ♥ Valentine's Day Basket of True Love ♥ ♥ in the Great

Comments

[redwhiteandhero]

That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

[wandandsword]

It's not gay, it's romantic! Though I guess it could be gay, Cupid doesn't discriminate.

[redwhiteandhero]

No, it's really gay. And it's stupid.

[wandandsword]

Love isn't stupid, Alfred. And there are plenty of things that are much gayer!

[redwhiteandhero]

And throwing your name in a basket isn't love, it's desperate. And I don't care if there are, I don't want to hear about them.

[wandandsword]

What counts as desperate? It's not like people who are participating have no other choice. It's just something fun to try, and maybe they'll meet someone special.

[redwhiteandhero]

Why would you do something like that unless you couldn't get a date any other way?

[wandandsword]

For fun! Don't you like to meet new people?

[redwhiteandhero]

I've been here for seven years with the same people.

[wandandsword]

But I bet that you've barely even talked to some of them, and maybe you'd really like them if you did.

[redwhiteandhero]

If I wanted to go out with any of them, I'd ask.

[wandandsword]

Well, okay... I guess you don't need Cupid's help, then.

[redwhiteandhero]

Damn straight.