Styrofoam cakes
I'm not quite sure what the people at work were talking about this morning and don't really want to investigate further... it was something about a woman who weighed over 500 lbs and was overjoyed to have lost weight (I'm assuming it was one of those "reality" shows). They said something about her husband feeding her cupcakes during intimate moments, so I first asked where to find this guy, then told them the truth, which was that my ex would have been feeding me rice cakes.
By the way, I think it's really cruel to call those things cakes.
By the way, I think it's really cruel to call those things cakes.