TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

[consulting_di]

I HAVE ASSEMBLED PROFILES ON EVERY ONE OF YOU AND SHALL BE OBSERVING YOU CAREFULLY THROUGHOUT THE COMING DAYS, OR AS LONG AS PROVES NECESSARY.

-SHERLOCK HOLMES
CONSULTING DETECTIVE

Comments

[misssullivan]

I GOT TO TELL YOU, ANNOUNCING YOUR PROFILING PEOPLE COMES OFF A LITTLE CREEPY. EVEN IF YOU CLAIM TO BE AN "CONSULTING DETECTIVE".

DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE A GOOD REASON TO BE PROFILING US?

[consulting_di]

BECAUSE I AM BORED AND WAITING FOR ONE OF YOU TO COMMIT A MURDER.

[misssullivan]

YEAH, SAYING ITS BECAUSE YOUR BORED DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS CREEPY.

SHOULD I BE WORRIED ABOUT POSSIBLE MURDERERS LURKING AROUND? DOES THAT HAPPEN A LOT HERE? I'M NEW.

[consulting_di]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION, BUT I FIND THIS A FAR MORE INTERESTING AND CONSTRUCTIVE USE OF MY TIME THAN WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO WITH YOURS.

I HOPE.

[misssullivan]

WELL, YOU CAN PUT IT IN MY PROFILE.

YOU HOPE THAT SOMEONE WILL MURDER SOMEONE? *TAKES STEP BACK* THAT'S REALLY NOT VERY COMFORTING.