ERM, EXCUSE ME.

[ripperthegreat]

 I DON'T SEEM TO KNOW WHERE I AM. IT'S THIS BLASTED NUISANCE OF A COMPUTER'S WHAT DID IT, I'M QUITE SURE OF IT.  LAST THING I REMEMBER, WILLOW WAS REASSURING ME THAT IT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING, AND NOW I'M STUCK HERE. THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A PORTAL OR HELL GOD CHANNELING ITS POWERS THROUGH THE MACHINE. AGAIN.

*SIGHS*
AT LEAST THERE DON'T SEEM TO BE ANY

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[prays2jagger]

VAMPIRES? DEMONS? WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MATE?

OH WAIT WE DO HAVE THOSE HERE.

AND WEREWOLVES!

AND A TALKING POTTED PLANT.

[ripperthegreat]

...YOU'RE CONFUSING.

[prays2jagger]

AND YOU'RE OLD.

[ripperthegreat]

I HAVE SEEN A GREAT DEAL OF THINGS STRANGER THAN YOU IN MY LIFETIME.

[prays2jagger]

YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD. THAT'S A LOT OF TIME.

[ripperthegreat]

YOU JUST.. GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE, WHY DON'T YOU.

[prays2jagger]

[WHINES] BUT I'M BORED.

[ripperthegreat]

WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE GLITTERY FELLOW. HE SEEMS LIKE HE'S MUCH LESS BORING THAN I AM.

HE CLAIMS TO BE OLDER THAN ME, THOUGH. YOU MIGHT DISAPPROVE.

[prays2jagger]

YEAH AND HE ALSO DOESN'T LISTEN WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO STOP THROWING GLITTER ON YOUR FACE.

ARE YOU WEARING TWEED?

[ripperthegreat]

WHY YES, I BELIEVE I AM. DOES IT MATTER?

[prays2jagger]

[EYES HIM CURIOUSLY]

DO YOU LIKE JAZZ?

[ripperthegreat]

NOT.. AS SUCH, NO. I DON'T MIND IT BUT I'M NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF IT.

[prays2jagger]

GOOD ENOUGH.

YOU'D GET ON WITH MY MATE HOWARD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STATIONARY?

[ripperthegreat]

I PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET ON WITH 'YOUR MATE HOWARD', ACTUALLY. YOU'D BE SURPRISED.

STATIONARY? I MEAN.. IT IS PERFECTLY USEFUL AND AN ACCEPTABLE MEANS OF WRITING LETTERS AND THE LIKE.. I'M NOT FOND OF KITTEN-THEMED STATIONARY, HOWEVER. I'D RATHER NOT SEND A LETTER WITH FLUFFY ANIMALS ON IT.

[prays2jagger]

HOWARD ONLY USES THE KITTEN STATIONARY WHEN HE'S UPSET. CALMS HIM DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW. HE'S RATHER BORING LIKE YOU ARE.