Comments | wanaseemytardis: ERM, EXCUSE ME.

ripperthegreat in wanaseemytardis

ERM, EXCUSE ME.

Dec 07, 2010 19:38

I DON'T SEEM TO KNOW WHERE I AM. IT'S THIS BLASTED NUISANCE OF A COMPUTER'S WHAT DID IT, I'M QUITE SURE OF IT. LAST THING I REMEMBER, WILLOW WAS REASSURING ME THAT IT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING, AND NOW I'M STUCK HERE. THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A PORTAL OR HELL GOD CHANNELING ITS POWERS THROUGH THE MACHINE. AGAIN.

*SIGHS*
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consulting_di December 8 2010, 01:27:35 UTC

IT'S THIS BLASTED NUISANCE OF A COMPUTER'S WHAT DID IT

IT'S THIS BLASTED NUISANCE OF A COMPUTER THAT DID IT.

ripperthegreat December 8 2010, 01:31:40 UTC

*ADJUSTS GLASSES AND STARES AT THE NEWCOMER IN ANNOYANCE*

EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU? AND.. I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT MY GRAMMAR IS USUALLY IMPECCABLE.

consulting_di December 8 2010, 01:39:18 UTC

HOLMES, SHERLOCK. CONSULTING DETECTIVE.

ripperthegreat December 8 2010, 01:40:50 UTC

OH LOVELY. WE'VE GOT SHOUTY POLICE NOW. AS IF WE NEEDED ANY MORE BOSSY PEOPLE.
I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU, BUT YOU WON'T BE ANY USE HERE. YOU'RE UTTERLY INEFFECTIVE AGAINST VAMPIRES, AND YOU'RE USELESS WHEN IT COMES TO MAGIC.

consulting_di December 8 2010, 02:18:38 UTC

I'M NOT POLICE. I AM FAR MORE COMPETENT THAN THAT. I SIMPLY LEND A HAND WHEN THE REAL POLICE PROVE TOO INCOMPETENT TO SEE WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR NOSES.

THE SUBTLE SCIENCE AND EXACT ART OF POTION-MAKING DEDUCTION IS THE ONE TOOL THAT IS, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, ALWAYS USEFUL. DO NOT DISMISS IT.

YOU PLAY GUITAR, HAVE NEVER MARRIED, HAVE LIVED IN THE STATES FOR SOME YEARS NOW, AND HAVE SOME MENTEE WHO SEEMS TO HAVE GROWN UP TO PROVE HERSELF NEARLY THE ONLY COMPETENT PERSON IN YOUR LIFE; MORESO, EVEN, THAN YOU.

ripperthegreat December 8 2010, 02:23:24 UTC

LET'S SEE.. BECAUSE MY FINGERS ARE WORN, I HAVE NO WEDDING BAND, I'M CLEARLY USED TO AMERICANS, AND YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO ME TALK.

GREAT, SO YOU'RE HYPER-OBSERVANT. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE?

consulting_di December 8 2010, 02:30:50 UTC

NO WEDDING BAND COULD VERY WELL MEAN A DIVORCE--BUT THIS GLIMPSE INTO YOUR LIFE HAS MADE ME HAZARD A GUESS THAT RELATIONSHIPS COULD NEVER BE YOUR PRIORITY. IT ISN'T YOUR BEING "USED TO AMERICANS" THAT MADE THAT ONE CLEAR--IT'S YOUR ACCENT. ONCE YOU HAVE LIVED IN ANOTHER COUNTRY LONG ENOUGH, IT STARTS TO SHOW THE SLIGHTEST TRACES OF WEAR.

AS FOR THIS PLACE? I'VE GOT A THEORY IT COULD BE DEMONS, BUT I WILL NEED MORE TIME TO OBSERVE BEFORE I PRESENT YOU WITH MY FINDINGS.

ripperthegreat December 8 2010, 02:43:18 UTC

YOU'RE CLEVER. MORE THAN MOST. I APPRECIATE THAT AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU OBNOXIOUS.

I APPRECIATE YOUR.. OBSERVANCE.

((SNICKERING HARD AT THE OMWF LINE))

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