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[crazy_tacolady]

*FRED DECIDED TO VENTURE OUT OF THE HOTEL ON HER OWN, TO GET SOME ICE CREAM OR A TACO, MAYBE BOTH. BUT THE MOMENT SHE STEPS OFF THE PROPERTY, *POOF* SHE'S IN ANOTHER WORLD. LOOKING AROUND, EYES WIDE

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[prays2jagger]

HELL DIMENSION? HELL AIN'T NOTHING LIKE THIS PLACE! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOUNCY CASTLE, HAVE YOU?

[consulting_di]

ISN'T ANYTHING. HELL ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE THIS PLACE.

[ripperthegreat]

*WIPES GLASSES AND GLARES AT SHERLOCK* OH, YOU. LEAVE POOR FRED ALONE. SHE'S HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE ACCLIMATIZING TO THIS PLACE WITHOUT SOME.. GRAMMAR NAZI ACCOSTING HER LANGUAGE.

*GIVES FRED A TOASTED MARSHMALLOW*

[crazy_tacolady]

*TAKES THE MARSHMELLOW AND MUNCHES IT. ALMOST AS GOOD AS TACOS* WASNT ME WE HAS PICKING ON. IT WAS THE FLASHY GUY WITH THE BOUNCY CASTLE. BUT IM SURE I'LL SAY SOMETHIN WRONG EVENTUALLY. TEXAS ACCENT LEADS ITSELF TO THAT.

[ripperthegreat]

WHAT BOUNCY CA--- THAT REALLY OBNOXIOUS GUY WHO INSULTED ME AND CALLED ME OLD?
I CAN ASSURE YOU, I KNOW MANY BEINGS WHOSE AGE GREATLY EXCEEDS MY OWN.

AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE JUDGED BY AN ACCENT. MANY PEOPLE WITH A BRITISH ACCENT ARE MISTAKEN FOR INTELLIGENT -- LIKE SPIKE, FOR EXAMPLE.

[crazy_tacolady]

YOU DON'T SEEM THAT OLD TO ME. BUT THEN I LIVED IN A CAVE FOR 5 YEARS WITH DEMONS AS A FRAME OF REFERENCE, SO I'M NOT GREAT AT JUDGING HUMAN AGES.

I DID IMMEDIATELY THINK YOU WERE SMART BECAUSE OF THE ACCENT. SHOULD I NOT HAVE?

[ripperthegreat]

THAT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT.

NO--YES, WELL NOT.. I MEAN. EVERYONE DOES THAT. NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING, BUT I BELIEVE I AM QUITE INTELLIGENT.

IN FACT, THE DOCTOR CHAP, THE OLDER ONE, HE CALLED ME CLEVER, SO TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL.

[prays2jagger]

YOU BEEN TO HELL THEN TOO? JUST THE NORMAL ONE OR THE MONKEY ONE? I BEEN TO MONKEY HELL. NOT SO BAD, REALLY. BIT WARM.

[crazy_tacolady]

*EYES HIM SKEPTICALLY* HAVE YOU BEEN TO A HELL BEFORE? I DONT SUPPOSE IT HAS A BOUNCY CASTLE THOUGH.

[prays2jagger]

WELL I WAS IN MONKEY HELL. THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

[crazy_tacolady]

ARE YOU A MONKEY?

[prays2jagger]

ARE YOU BLIND?

NO!

[crazy_tacolady]

IT'S A FAIR QUESTION! I THOUGHT ONLY MONKEYS WENT TO MONKEY HELL. YOU WENT TO MONKEY HELL, THEREFORE, YOU MUST BE A MONKEY.

[prays2jagger]

I WENT TO MONKEY HELL TO SAVE MY MATE HOWARD WHO GOT MISTAKEN FOR A MONKEY. I WAS NEARLY TRAPPED IN A ROOM A MIRRORS! THAT'S LIKE KRYPONITE TO ME!

[crazy_tacolady]

LIKE KRYPTONITE? DO YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS?

[prays2jagger]

I CAN TALK TO ANIMALS.