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[crazy_tacolady]

*FRED DECIDED TO VENTURE OUT OF THE HOTEL ON HER OWN, TO GET SOME ICE CREAM OR A TACO, MAYBE BOTH. BUT THE MOMENT SHE STEPS OFF THE PROPERTY, *POOF* SHE'S IN ANOTHER WORLD. LOOKING AROUND, EYES WIDE

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[adent_inspace]

[IS WALKING ALONG HAVING A SWELL DAY, TRA LA LA, OUT SHOPPING, DRINKING TEA, ETC WHEN HE SEES FRED. SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR, SOMEHOW, AND HE LIKES HER INSTANTLY. BUT WHY? ARTHUR THINKS. SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE A NICE PERSON. AND SHE'S FIT, IN A DORKY ADORABLE QUIRKY SORT OF WAY THAT ARTHUR ALWAYS LIKES, HE REASONS. OH ANOTHER TIME ANOTHER PLACE, BUT ARTHUR'S FEEBLE HUMAN MIND CAN'T GRASP MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS. HE FINALLY DECIDES TO GO OVER TO HER AND SAY HELLO. SHE LOOKS A BIT ALARMED AS IT IS.]

HELLO. NEW ARRIVAL?

[crazy_tacolady]

*FRED KNOWS NONE OF THAT B/C SHE'S NOT EDWARD SO SHE CAN'T READ MINDS. BUT HE LOOKS A BIT FAMILIAR, ALTHOUGH THIS SEEMS BACKWARD SOMEHOW*

*JUMPS* DOES THIS HELL DIMENSION SUCK PEOPLE IN THAT OFTEN? THAT'S HARDLY FAIR, THERE SHOULD AT LEAST BE A PORTAL OR SOMETHING TO WARN A GIRL.

[adent_inspace]

PORTAL... HMM. YEAH THAT WOULD BE HANDY. THIS ISN'T A HELL DIMENSION THOUGH. AT LEAST IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT TO ME. I MEAN IT'S AS CONFUSING AS-- UH, IT'S CONFUSING A LOT OF THE TIME, BUT IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE. IT'S... WELL, IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE. SO I USUALLY DON'T.

I'M ARTHUR DENT.

[crazy_tacolady]

SAFE? HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S SAFE? DID THE ALIENS TELL YOU THAT? YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST ALIENS. *LOOKS AROUND, WANTING TO HIDE UNDER SOMETHING, BUT SEEING NOTHING LOOKS BACK AT ARTHUR*

I'M FRED.

[adent_inspace]

WELL... YES, ACTUALLY. BUT HE'S ENTIRELY TRUSTWORTHY. HE'S THE DOCTOR.

ALIENS AREN'T ALL BAD. MY BEST FRIEND WAS AN ALIEN.

I'M GUESSING YOU'RE HUMAN? SO AM I, IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER.

[crazy_tacolady]

DOCTOR! DOES HE PERFORM EXPERIMENTS ON YOU? THE ALIENS ALWAYS PERFORM EXPERIMENTS ON HUMANS. WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND A DOCTOR TOO?

*LOOKS HIM OVER* HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY HUMAN AND NOT TRYING TO TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR DOCTOR FRIENDS?

[adent_inspace]

FORD A DOCTOR? [LAUGHS] NO, HE WAS JUST AN ACTOR. AND WRITER.

HOW COULD I PROVE I AM HUMAN TO YOU?

[crazy_tacolady]

*CONSIDERS THIS V SERIOUSLY* ALIENS HAVE ANTENNA

*GOES UP ON HER TIP TOES AND STARTS POKING AROUND ON HIS HEAD* YOU DONT SEEM TO HAVE ANY, SO I GUESS YOURE HUMAN.

[adent_inspace]

[WON'T TELL HER THAT THEY ALL DON'T, AT LEAST FOR NOW. HE EVEN LEANS FORWARD FOR HER TO SEE BETTER]

THAT I DON'T. AND THE DOCTOR DOESN'T PERFORM EXPERIMENTS ON ANYONE. HE'S NOT BAD, REALLY. HE TRAVELS AROUND THE UNIVERSE HELPING PEOPLE. THAT'S WHAT DOCTORS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, ISN'T IT?

[crazy_tacolady]

I SUPPOSE [DOESN'T SEEM CONVINCED, BUT DECIDES TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT] D'YOU HAVE ANY WEED?

[adent_inspace]

LMAO I TOTES FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!!! XD

[STUNNED]

UM. NO. SORRY.

[crazy_tacolady]

*DISAPPOINTED* MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WILL.

WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GO LOOK FOR A NICE CAVE TO SLEEP IN. NICE TO MEET YOU.

/FRED

I LOVE THAT EP! ONLY GOOD EP OF S4 >:|

[adent_inspace]

WHY A CAVE?

/ARTHUR

IRK!

[crazy_tacolady]

WHERE ELSE WOULD I SLEEP IN A HELL DIMENSION? I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO HAVING A BED AGAIN, TOO.

[adent_inspace]

I USED TO SLEEP IN A CAVE. AND THEN A CAME HERE.

[crazy_tacolady]

*BEAMS* YOUVE SLEPY IN A CAVE TOO? MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOKED AT ME FUNNY WHEN THEY HEAR THAT. WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN YOU DONT SLEEP IN A CAVE HERE?