HARMLESS? THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER *POINTS TO ARM* I AM A MONSTER! I LIE AWAY AT NIGHT, THINKING OF THE MILLIONS OF WOMEN WHO ARE NEAR DEATH DUE TO PINING FOR ME AND MY AWESOMENESS. I'M EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN!
NO, SHE GOT THE CLAP. YOU KNOW, LIKE... NEVER MIND. SHE GOT SICK OR SOMETHING AND DIED. BACK WHEN I WAS A HUMAN. I DON'T REMEMBER IT MUCH B/C MY HUMAN MEMORIES GOT PUSHED OUT BY ALL THE AWESOME VAMPIRE MEMORIES.
THIS MUST BE SOME NEW BREED OF VAMPIRE. I SHOULD PROBABLY LET BUFFY KNOW SO SHE CAN DEAL WITH IT.
ALTHOUGH YOU SEEM RATHER HARMLESS BUT YOU COULD PROBABLY BLIND SOMEONE WITH THE SPARKLES.
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WHO'S BUFFY? SHE SOUNDS HOT.
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YOU'RE A SELF-OBSESSED, SPARKLING NANCY-BOY PONCE WHO LOOKS LIKE HE PLAYED IN HIS MUMMY'S POWDER ROOM A BIT TOO OFTEN.
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SHE CLAPPED AND SOMEONE DIED? HOW SAD.
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