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[idazzlemyself]

*EDWARD IS FLINGING GLITTER AT EVERYONE HE SEES. MUCH LIKE THIS*

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[zombie_huntress]

WHY WOULD I WANT SPARKLES?

*IS CONSIDERING ADDING SPARKLING VAMPIRES TO THE KILL LIST*

[idazzlemyself]

WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT SPARKLES? THE CHICKS GO NUTS. OR *CONSIDERS* YOU COULD USE THEM TO DISTRACT YOUR ENEMIES BEFORE YOU KILL THEM.

*TOSSES GLITTER ON HER* YOU'RE WELCOME.

[zombie_huntress]

*SPUTTERS*

DX

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*IS STARTING TO LIKE JACOB A WHOLE LOT MORE*

[idazzlemyself]

*THINKS SHE'S SPUTTERING B/C HE'S SO AWESOME*

DON'T WORRY, YOU GET USED TO IT. WELL, NO YOU DON'T BUT YOU LEARN TO DROOL LESS.

[zombie_huntress]

*URGE TO KILL RISING*

I SEEM TO BE IMMUNE TO YOUR CHARMS, MR. CULLEN.

[idazzlemyself]

*TILTS HIS HEAD AND LOOKS AT HER, CONFUSED*

*GIVES A ~CROOKED SMILE* YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.

[zombie_huntress]

*SHE'S PERVERSELY AMUSED AT THE FACT THAT SHE FEELS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING*

I'M AFRAID I DO. I'M FEELING NO FLUTTERINGS OF ANY SORT.

[idazzlemyself]

*FROWNS* HAVE YOU SMELLED MY BREATH? IT SMELLS LIKE COOKIES? *BLOWS IN HER FACE A LA NINE ON PLATFORM ONE B/C HIS PLAYER MUSHES ALL HER CHARACTERS TOGETHER IN THE END.

[zombie_huntress]

STILL NOTHING. SORRY. *SMELLS A BIT LIKE BURNT COOKIES AND SOMETHING HER PLAYER CALLS 'A DOOBIE'*

[idazzlemyself]

A DOOBIE? *EDWARD CAN READ MINDS, REMEMBER SO HE CAN SEE YOUR ASTERISK WORDS* I DID HAVE ONE EARLIER.

[tiemcockagent]

I CAN MAKE YOU SEE SPARKLES~

OR STARS. OR WHATEVER.

[zombie_huntress]

AND I CAN MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY.

*GRINS*

[tiemcockagent]

*UNF*

A WOMAN IN CHARGE. I LIKE IT.

[zombie_huntress]

BETWEEN THE TWO OF US I THINK WE CAN RID THE WORLD OF MR. SPARKLES.

OR AT THE VERY LEAST, HUMILIATION. *BLOWS GLITTER OFF OF YOUR SHOULDER*

(OOC: FUBAR'D THAT LAST COMMENT. SORRY FOR THE DELETE!)

[tiemcockagent]

PROBABLY. BUT CAN I FUCK HIM FIRST? I'M MILDLY CURIOUS IF EVERYTHING REALLY DOES SPARKLE.

[zombie_huntress]

*EYEROLL*

FINE. BUT I GET TO CHOP HIS HEAD OFF. BOTH OF THEM.