GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

[tiemcockagent]

EVERYONE AROUND HERE WEARS SUCH UNFLATTERING CLOTHING. AND BY "WEARS UNFLATTERING CLOTHING," I MOSTLY MEAN WEARS CLOTHING. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

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[rude0and0ginger]

THAT DRESS IS UNFLATTERING.

[sweetdee_boom]

I'M WITH YOU IN THIS, MISTER GINGER ALIEN.

[rude0and0ginger]

FINALLY WE CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING, DEE. MY NAME IS TURLOUGH, BY THE WAY.

[sweetdee_boom]

TURLOUGH. STRANGE NAME. MY NAME IS... WELL, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS. WHO TOLD YOU?

[rude0and0ginger]

*OOPS. THE BLACK GUARDIAN HAD AT SOME POINT BUT HE CAN'T EXACTLY TELL HER IT WAS THE OLD MAN WITH A CROW ON HIS HEAD.*

YOU DID. OR, WELL, I OVER HEARD YOUR DRUNK SHOUTING.

[sweetdee_boom]

EHH, YEAH, THAT'S POSSIBLE, I DRINK FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT NOT TOO MUCH.

*ALWAYS LYING, SHE DRINKS TOO MUCH.*

[tiemcockagent]

YOU HAVE NO STYLE.

[rude0and0ginger]

EXCUSE ME? HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOES? IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M STUCK IN THIS SCHOOL BOY UNIFORM.

[tiemcockagent]

AND YOU'RE STUCK IN IT WHY...?

I CAN HELP YOU OUT OF IT.

[rude0and0ginger]

WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD I WEAR?

*TARDIS LIKES HIM IN A SCHOOL UNIFORM APPARENTLY, DUPLICATES THEM IN HIS CLOSET*

[tiemcockagent]

... ANYTHING? YOU COULD WORK THE ARGYLE:

[rude0and0ginger]

*SNEERS A LITTLE*

I'D RATHER NOT LOOK LIKE ONE OF MY TEACHERS, THANK YOU.

[sweetdee_boom]

ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ALL THE MEN IN HERE?

[tiemcockagent]

DON'T WORRY, GORGEOUS. I'M TRYING TO SEDUCE ALL THE WOMEN TOO.

[sweetdee_boom]

OHHH! GORGEOUS.

*I KNEW I WAS GORGEOUS! MY BROTHER IS GOING TO TAKE BACK A LOT OF THINGS.*

EHH... SO YOU'RE ALL A PLAYBOY.

[tiemcockagent]

*SHRUGS* I JUST LIKE SEX WITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE (TERM USED LOOSELY). IS THAT A BAD THING?