GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

[tiemcockagent]

EVERYONE AROUND HERE WEARS SUCH UNFLATTERING CLOTHING. AND BY "WEARS UNFLATTERING CLOTHING," I MOSTLY MEAN WEARS CLOTHING. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Comments

[suitedforcoffee]

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY SUITS.

[tiemcockagent]

IN A PILE NEXT TO MY BED, YES.

KEYWORDS

[suitedforcoffee]

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY FURTHERING THAT GOAL BY INSULTING MY SENSE OF STYLE.

YOU SAID THE PINK SHIRT LOOKED GOOD ON ME.

Re: KEYWORDS

[tiemcockagent]

*DAMMIT*

YOU HAVE A VERY CLASSY SENSE OF STYLE AND YOUR SUITS ARE ALWAYS PERFECTLY FITTED.

IT GOES NICELY WITH YOUR SKIN TONE!

[suitedforcoffee]

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JUST TRYING TO PLACATE ME, BUT FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS FALL FOR YOUR LINES ANYWAY. FINE, BUT WE'RE GOING BACK TO MY PLACE, NOT YOUR CRAMPED LITTLE HOLE IN THE GROUND.

[tiemcockagent]

IT'S THE SHINY-TOOTHED SMILE. NO ONE CAN RESIST IT.

WORKS FOR ME!

[suitedforcoffee]