GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

Oct 14, 2010 21:07

EVERYONE AROUND HERE WEARS SUCH UNFLATTERING CLOTHING. AND BY "WEARS UNFLATTERING CLOTHING," I MOSTLY MEAN WEARS CLOTHING. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.


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jack needs to get laid again

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prays2jagger October 15 2010, 02:04:38 UTC
DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO GO SHOPPING?

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tiemcockagent October 15 2010, 13:26:57 UTC
WE CAN GO SHOPPING. YOUR CLOTHING IS NEITHER TIGHT NOR REVEALING ENOUGH FOR MY TASTE.

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prays2jagger October 15 2010, 15:55:55 UTC
*LOOKS DOWN AT HIS CLOTHES*

BUT IT'S A PONCHO!

*DON'T TAKE HIS HAPPY AWAY!*

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tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 16:04:42 UTC
YOU POOR MISGUIDED SOUL. I COULD SEE YOU ROCKING SOMETHING LIKE THIS:


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prays2jagger October 16 2010, 17:23:59 UTC
OH, NOW THAT I CAN DO.

BUT I FELT LIKE A PONCHO TODAY.

...

DID I MENTION? I'M ONLY WEARING A PONCHO?

(AND COWBOY BOOTS)

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tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 19:18:24 UTC
YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT ...

I MIGHT HAVE TO DOUBLE-CHECK JUST TO MAKE SURE.

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prays2jagger October 16 2010, 19:36:20 UTC
OI, I'M NOT THAT EASY.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!

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tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 19:54:20 UTC
UGH FORMALITIES. *EXTENDS HAND* CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS. AND YOU ARE?

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prays2jagger October 16 2010, 20:10:10 UTC
*SHAKES HIS HAND*

VINCE NOIR!

*TOSSES PONCHO OVER HIS SHOULDER TO REVEAL HIS NUDEY FORM PROUDLY*

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tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 20:15:58 UTC
NICE TO MEET YOU, VINCE.

*GLANCES DOWN*

... VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

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prays2jagger October 16 2010, 20:23:24 UTC
*GRINS, THEN MOVES PONCHO BACK OVER*

SO IS THAT THE POINT OF YOUR PARTY? JUST WALK ABOUT IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT?

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tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 20:25:41 UTC
WELL I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT, ALTHOUGH TAKING EVERYTHING OFF IS HALF THE FUN.

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prays2jagger October 16 2010, 20:28:02 UTC
*LOOKS DISAPPOINTED*

BUT I'VE ONLY GOT A PONCHO ON.

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tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 20:29:59 UTC
DON'T BE SAD! JUST HAVING A PONCHO ON IS GREAT. UM, SHOULD I TAKE SOMETHING OFF THEN?

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prays2jagger October 16 2010, 20:51:50 UTC
*CAN'T BE SAD IN A PONCHO!*

IF YOU LIKE!

OOH, SHOULD I GET YOU A PONCHO AS WELL? WE COULD GET SOMBREROS TOO!

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tiemcockagent October 16 2010, 20:55:44 UTC
IF YOU LIKE I WILL.

OMG REALLY? PART OF ME DIES A LITTLE AT THE IDEA OF A PONCHO BUT ... THEY LOOK SO COMFY! AND EASY ACCESS TOO.

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