DEAR BRYAN FERRY,
SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN A WHILE, BRYAN, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I'VE LANDED!
GO ON! YOU WON'T GUESS IN A MILLION YEARS!
HONESTLY, YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR *LIFE* GUESSING AND YOU WOULD NEVER GET IT RIGHT! MOSTLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T TELL YOU THE ANSWER, THOUGH.
BUT DON'T WORRY! IT'S FANTASTIC HERE. I LOVE IT. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN AN EPISODE OF "DOCTOR WHO" AND WELL ENOUGH, SINCE THERE ARE ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE OR THEM RUNNING ABOUT ALL CLUELESS TOO!
OH, HOWARD'S HERE TOO.
ANYWAY, RIGHT NOW I'M IN A REALLY BITCHIN' PARK SITTING ON A SWING SET AND NO ONE IS TELL ME TO GET OFF OR CALLING ME A PERV AND NO WHINY KIDS AROUND TO BITCH AT ME OR THROW ROCKS! IT'S GREAT!
WELL, I BETTER WRAP THIS UP, BRYAN FERRY. TELL ALL MY OLD ANIMAL FRIENDS HELLO FOR ME AND THAT I'M DOING JUST FINE!
LOVE AND KISSES,
VINCE NOIR
*SMILES AND FOLDS UP HIS LETTER INTO A PAPER AIRPLANE, SENDING IT OFF TO FIND HIS ADOPTED DAD IN THE JUNGLE, BEFORE HAVING A PROPER GO AT THE SWINGS!*
GO ON! YOU WON'T GUESS IN A MILLION YEARS!
HONESTLY, YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR *LIFE* GUESSING AND YOU WOULD NEVER GET IT RIGHT! MOSTLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T TELL YOU THE ANSWER, THOUGH.
BUT DON'T WORRY! IT'S FANTASTIC HERE. I LOVE IT. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN AN EPISODE OF "DOCTOR WHO" AND WELL ENOUGH, SINCE THERE ARE ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE OR THEM RUNNING ABOUT ALL CLUELESS TOO!
OH, HOWARD'S HERE TOO.
ANYWAY, RIGHT NOW I'M IN A REALLY BITCHIN' PARK SITTING ON A SWING SET AND NO ONE IS TELL ME TO GET OFF OR CALLING ME A PERV AND NO WHINY KIDS AROUND TO BITCH AT ME OR THROW ROCKS! IT'S GREAT!
WELL, I BETTER WRAP THIS UP, BRYAN FERRY. TELL ALL MY OLD ANIMAL FRIENDS HELLO FOR ME AND THAT I'M DOING JUST FINE!
LOVE AND KISSES,
VINCE NOIR
*SMILES AND FOLDS UP HIS LETTER INTO A PAPER AIRPLANE, SENDING IT OFF TO FIND HIS ADOPTED DAD IN THE JUNGLE, BEFORE HAVING A PROPER GO AT THE SWINGS!*