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[cptnyates]

ANYONE FOR HOT COCOA AND A CHAT? I MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, OR WHY WE'RE ALL HERE, OR WHY NO ONE CAN STOP SHOUTING, BUT I DO KNOW THAT TINNED COCOA IS GOOD FOR A SORE THROAT AND THE DOCTOR'S LEFT HIS BUNSEN BURNER UNATTENDED AGAIN.

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[rude0and0ginger]

HULLO, MICHAEL!

I WOULD QUITE FANCY A CUP. I HAVE A MAN SHOUTING AT ME IN MY HEAD CONSTANTLY. IT'S RATHER ANNOYING.

[cptnyates]

I'M STILL NOT GETTING USED TO YOU CALLING ME THAT. *GIVES HIM A CUP OF COCOA*

A MAN SHOUTING AT YOU IN YOUR HEAD? THAT DOESN'T SOUND PLEASANT. OR ENTIRELY SANE.

[rude0and0ginger]

IT'S NOT PLEASANT AT ALL, MIKE. BUT, I ASSURE YOU, IT ISN'T ENTIRELY MY FAULT.

**TAKES CUP AND RATTLES JUST A BIT WHEN THE BLACK GUARDIAN YELLS AT HIM:

WHERE'S MY CUP? WHAT? YOU THINK INCARNATIONS OF PURE EVIL DON'T LIKE A LITTLE HOT COCOA NOW AND THEN? SELFISH TWIT!**

THERE HE GOES AGAIN. COMPLAINING HOW NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT HIM.

[cptnyates]

JUST 'YATES' IS FINE IF 'MIKE' IS SO HORRIBLE. DID SOMEONE NAMED MIKE KILL YOUR MOTHER OR SOMETHING?

*CAN'T HEAR THE BLACK GUARDIAN, BUT IS A BIT WORRIED WHEN TURLOUGH STARTS TO FREAK OUT*

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

[rude0and0ginger]

ONLY A FEW DAYS. AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO KILLED MY MOTHER, I JUST THINK MICHAEL IS MORE... DIGNIFIED. BUT IT'S YOUR NAME, I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER YOU LIKE.

[cptnyates]

.....I'M SO SORRY. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I DIDN'T KNOW SOMEONE HAD ACTUALLY KILLED YOUR MOTHER. THAT REMARK SEEMS IN RATHER POOR TASTE, NOW.

HAVE YOU SEEN A DOCTOR ABOUT THIS VOICE IN YOUR HEAD BUSINESS? OR EVEN ASKED THE DOCTOR. USUALLY HE KNOWS WHAT'S WHAT.

[rude0and0ginger]

NO, THE DOCTOR DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. AND I DON'T PLAN ON TELLING HIM!

AS FOR MY MOTHER... WELL, YOU COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN. NO HARD FEELINGS.

[cptnyates]

WELL, I'M NO EXPERT LIKE HIM, BUT I KNOW THAT WHEN A CHAP'S HEARING VOICES, IT IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD SIGN. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HYPNOTIZED BY ANY EVIL SUPERCOMPUTERS LATELY, HAVE YOU?

[rude0and0ginger]

SUPER COMPUTERS? NO... WHY? PERSONAL EXPERIENCE?

*IS CURIOUS AND WANTS THE ATTENTION OFF HIMSELF*