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[cptnyates]

ANYONE FOR HOT COCOA AND A CHAT? I MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, OR WHY WE'RE ALL HERE, OR WHY NO ONE CAN STOP SHOUTING, BUT I DO KNOW THAT TINNED COCOA IS GOOD FOR A SORE THROAT AND THE DOCTOR'S LEFT HIS BUNSEN BURNER UNATTENDED AGAIN.

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[idazzlemyself]

I DON'T DRINK COCO. I WOULD JUST HAVE TO HACK IT BACK UP. AND SURE, I'D LOOK SEXY WHILE DOING IT, BUT IT CHAGRINS MY DAZZLE A LITTLE.

[cptnyates]

REALLY? I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST GO STRAIGHT THROUGH. THEN AGAIN I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS OF VAMPIRES.

[idazzlemyself]

THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS VENOM. THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW. WHY IS MY BREATH SO SWEET? VENOM. HOW DO I GET A HUMAN PREGNANT? VENOM. IT'S REALLY CONVENIENT.

[cptnyates]

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH VENOM?

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY.

[idazzlemyself]

I'M NOT SURE. I COULD PROBABLY GET RUST OFF A BUMPER IF I TRIED HARD ENOUGH. AND IT'S BOUND TO HAVE OTHER USES. *GIVES HIM A LOOK* CARE TO HELP ME FIND OUT?

[cptnyates]

FIND OUT HOW?

[idazzlemyself]

WELL I WAS THINKING SEX.

[cptnyates]

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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PULSE. IS THAT POSSIBLE? IS IT THE VENOM AGAIN?

[idazzlemyself]

I GUESS. I JUST KNOW THAT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS BEEN GOING AT IT LIKE BUNNIES FOR A CENTURY AND I'M TIRED OF GETTING NO ACTION.

[cptnyates]

YOU COULD AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST YOU KNOW.

[idazzlemyself]

SO YOU'RE PLAYING HARD TO GET? WHAT A PAIN. FINE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO DINNER WITH ME WHERE I WOULD NOT EAT ANYTHING JUST STARE AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME?

[cptnyates]

ASKING FOR A PROPER DATE FIRST IS HARDLY HARD-TO-GET. AT THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD GET ME DRUNK