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[topshelfgin]

HAS ANYONE SEEN A BOY NAMED HARRY POTTER? GLASSES, MESSY BLACK HAIR, SAVED THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM THE DARK LORD, BLAH BLAH BLAH?

NO?

IF HE'S LEFT ME AGAIN FOR MY OWN GOOD, I'M DUMPING HIS ASS, EPILOGUE BE DAMNED.

HI I'M GINNY. I'M 17 AND I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND. ANY OFFERS?

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[iwearafeznow]

WELL, AS IT SO HAPPENS, I COLLECT GINGERS.

[topshelfgin]

THAT WORKS OUT WELL, I COLLECT BOYS WITH ODD THINGS ON THEIR HEADS.

[iwearafeznow]

WANT TO SEE THE UNIVERSE?

[topshelfgin]

IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?

[iwearafeznow]

NO. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER EVER TALK TO JACK.

[rude0and0ginger]

YOU COLLECT GINGERS?

[iwearafeznow]

YES. ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING?

[rude0and0ginger]

*GIVES HIM AN ARE YOU INSANE LOOK, BEFORE SHRUGGING*

ALRIGHT. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TODAY. I'M TURLOUGH.

[iwearafeznow]

TURLOUGH? *LOOKS HIM UP AND DOWN* I THINK I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE. *SHRUGS*

BUT ONE CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY GINGERS, I SUPPOSE. COME ALONG, TURLOUGH. LET'S GO VISIT LUCILLE BALL.

[rude0and0ginger]

*LOOKS AFRONTED*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A TURLOUGH?

[iwearafeznow]

OH NO, I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU. I JUST MEAN I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE. A FEW REGENERATIONS AGO. WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND BLONDE AND DRESSED LIKE A CRICKETER. UNLESS YOU'RE THE SAME ONE, IN WHICH CASE WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUTSIDE OF THE TARDIS?

[rude0and0ginger]

YOU'RE THE DOCTOR? DEAR GODS, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?

[iwearafeznow]

AT LAST COUNT, ELEVEN. BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW FOR SURE.

[rude0and0ginger]

ELEVEN?!

**GODDAMMIT, BOY!**

THAT'S... QUITE A FEW.