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[topshelfgin]

HAS ANYONE SEEN A BOY NAMED HARRY POTTER? GLASSES, MESSY BLACK HAIR, SAVED THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM THE DARK LORD, BLAH BLAH BLAH?

NO?

IF HE'S LEFT ME AGAIN FOR MY OWN GOOD, I'M DUMPING HIS ASS, EPILOGUE BE DAMNED.

HI I'M GINNY. I'M 17 AND I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND. ANY OFFERS?

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[tiemcockagent]

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE 18, RED.

AND NOT FOR A BOYFRIEND.

[topshelfgin]

*GIVES HIM A LONG LOOK*

17'S LEGAL WHERE I'M FROM.

[tiemcockagent]

WELL IN THAT CASE...

[topshelfgin]

*BLINKS FOR A SECOND THEN TAKES A STEP BACK* YOU'RE STILL TOO OLD FOR ME. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 50?

[tiemcockagent]

50? DO I HAVE ANY GRAY HAIRS? *PATS HEAD DELICATELY*

MORE LIKE 150. I'M AN IMMORTAL TIME TRAVELER. AGE GETS TRICKY.

[topshelfgin]

*SQUINTS* I THINK I SEE ONE THERE *POKES HIM IN THE TEMPLE*

IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MOISTURIZE.