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[topshelfgin]

HAS ANYONE SEEN A BOY NAMED HARRY POTTER? GLASSES, MESSY BLACK HAIR, SAVED THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM THE DARK LORD, BLAH BLAH BLAH?

NO?

IF HE'S LEFT ME AGAIN FOR MY OWN GOOD, I'M DUMPING HIS ASS, EPILOGUE BE DAMNED.

HI I'M GINNY. I'M 17 AND I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND. ANY OFFERS?

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[rude0and0ginger]

US GINGERS SHOULD STICK TOGETHER, YOU KNOW.

[topshelfgin]

*GIVES HIM AN APPRAISING LOOK* YOU LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE ONE OF MY BROTHERS. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. FRIENDS? SAY YES OR I'LL HEX YOUR BALLS OFF.

[rude0and0ginger]

*IS A BIT SCARED. AND A BIT TURNED ON. HOLDS HIS HAND OUT*

OH, ABSOLUTELY. I'M TURLOUGH.

[amyface_macpond]

I AGREE. YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR GINGER'S CLUB.

[rude0and0ginger]

RIGHT! AMY AND I ARE STARTING A CLUB.

[topshelfgin]

A CLUB FOR GINGERS? I'M IN. WILL WE HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE?

[rude0and0ginger]

IF YOU LIKE.

[iwearafeznow]

[rude0and0ginger]

YOU LOOK VERY SAD. SOMETHING WRONG? THERE'S AN OLD MAN AROUND HERE WITH RUFFLES AND A BOWTIE... OR CARVET OR SOMETHING LIKE. IF YOU WANT TO START YOUR OWN CLUB.

[iwearafeznow]

REALLY? OH, HANG ON A SECOND, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE ME.

...WELL, IT WOULD BE EXCLUSIVE.

[rude0and0ginger]

OURS IS PRETTY EXCLUSIVE. THE GINGER CLUB. THREE MEMBERS.

[iwearafeznow]

MY CLUB TECHNICALLY ONLY HAS ONE.

[rude0and0ginger]

START A HAT CLUB?