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prays2jagger in wanaseemytardis

NEVER FEAR, VINCE NOIR IS HERE...

Oct 02, 2010 18:38

THE PARTY CAN BEGIN!

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it's a noir party you slags!

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idazzlemyself October 3 2010, 02:29:42 UTC

THAT DISCO BALL SPARKLES BUT NOT NEARLY AS MUCH AS I DO.

NOW BRING ON THE DRINKS

prays2jagger October 3 2010, 15:05:11 UTC

DO YOU SPARKLE?

[INTERESTED! TAKES A STEP BACKWARDS]

ALRIGHT, THEN, LET'S SEE IT.

idazzlemyself October 3 2010, 16:48:14 UTC

I CAN'T DO IT ON COMMAND; IT'S NOT A PARLOR TRICK. I NEED SUNLIGHT.

prays2jagger October 3 2010, 16:56:31 UTC

WHAT?

*SCOFFS*

THAT'S RUBBISH. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU NOW.

idazzlemyself October 3 2010, 20:50:54 UTC

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT. I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU. I'M EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN.

prays2jagger October 3 2010, 21:01:25 UTC

*STARES*

AND?

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

idazzlemyself October 3 2010, 21:35:30 UTC

WELL I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T. YOU'RE NOT A TEENAGE GIRL OR ONE OF THEIR MOMS. THAT'S MY TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC.

prays2jagger October 3 2010, 21:43:11 UTC

NO, BUT I GET MISTAKEN FOR THEM ALL THE TIME. MOSTLY A TEENAGE GIRL.

*IS A LITTLE OFFENDED EDWARD DIDN'T THINK HE WAS A PRETTY GIRL.*

idazzlemyself October 3 2010, 21:56:40 UTC

YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL. TEENAGE GIRLS SMELL LIKE FRESIA AND STRAWBERRIES AND... *IS DISTRACTED, THINKING OF HIS BELLA AND NOMING HER* RIGHT, ANYWAY, YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE THAT.

prays2jagger October 3 2010, 21:59:33 UTC

I COULD SMELL LIKE STRAWBERRIES!

idazzlemyself October 3 2010, 22:41:32 UTC

*LOOKS UNCONVINCED* YOU SHOULD UP SMELLING LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW I SPARKLE.

prays2jagger October 3 2010, 23:01:07 UTC

GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES AND I'LL COME BACK SMELLING LIKE THE BEST TEENAGE GIRL YOU EVER LAID YOUR NOSTRILS ON.

*RUNS OFF AND COMES BACK SMELLING OF STRAWBERRIES AND LAVENDER AND IS EVEN LOOKING A BIT MORE GIRLY*

WELL?

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