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[once_merciful]

RIGHT, SO I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT I'VE BEEN ABSCONDED WITH- I'M A VERY IMPORTANT MAN AND I CAN ACCEPT THIS WILL HAPPEN. I CAN EVEN TAKE IN THAT IT WAS TO SOME SORT OF MAGIC PLACE THAT GAVE ME A FLAT AND SPIRITS WHATEVER I NEED AT THE MOMENT INTO MY HAND LIKE SOME RIDICULOUS ENCHANTED HANGBAG

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[theoncomingears]

WTF DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MINTS?

[once_merciful]

WHAT? NOTHING! I EVEN HAVE A FAVOURITE KIND. BUT THESE SHOW UP ON MY PILLOW. IT'S VERY DISCONCERTING

[theoncomingears]

WOULD YOU PREFER SOMETHING ELSE ON YOUR PILLOW? A PILE OF POO, PERHAPS?

[once_merciful]

I'D RATHER JUST HAVE A PILLOW THAT WON'T FLIPPANTLY DECORATE ITSELF AT ME.

...ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I'M GLAD IT ISN'T EMBROIDERED WITH AN 'S.' I WAS GETTING REALLY SICK OF THAT ON ALL MY STUFF.

[theoncomingears]

SEEING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER DOES GET BORING. TRY THE PHRASE 'BAD WOLF' OVER AND OVER. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. I GET THE BAD PART, BUT IN WHAT WAY WAS SHE A WOLF? WOLVES DON'T WEAR THAT MUCH MASCARA.

[once_merciful]

HEY! JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS A WEREWOLF DOESN'T MEAN SHE WAS BAD! SHE WAS A VERY NICE LADY, IF... KIND OF BOSSY. AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN WEAR MASCARA.

/FIVE
LOL CANON CONFUSION :B THERE'S AN AUDIO WHERE HE ALMOST MARRIES A WEREWOLF! IT'S MARVY!

[theoncomingears]

NO, NOT THAT. DIFFERENT WOLF. FAR LESS… ACTUAL WOLF AND MORE DINGBAT BLONDE. NEVERMIND, YOU'LL GET THERE SOON ENOUGH.

/NINE
GOOD TO KNOW. I WOULD'VE BEEN TARDIS WIKI'ING THAT LIKE WUT?

[once_merciful]

FROM THE SOUND OF IT, I CAN HARDLY WAIT. PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY TO LOCK THEM IN A SOUNDPROOF ROOM IN THE FUTURE?\

/FIVE
THEY'RE PRETTY ACE! AC....TUALLY HOLD ON 8D

[theoncomingears]

DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE. LOCK EVERYONE IN A SOUND PROOF ROOM, RUN AWAY WITH THE RANI, OR CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS. OR BOTH, IDGAF. I'M OVER TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. SAVING THE UNIVERSE IS SOMEONE ELSE'S JOB.