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[theoncomingears]

REGENERATION WENT A BIT DIFFERENT THIS TIME. *PATS CHEST, ARMS, FACE, TUGS ON EARS* ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE I DIDN'T REGENERATE. ODD.

*SHRUGS AND LOOKS AROUND*

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[who_am_iii]

*WRAPPED UP IN A SHEET, EYING DUBIOUSLY* IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO?

[theoncomingears]

OI, NO ONE ASKED YOU. AND A LEATHER JACKET IS FAR BETTER THAN THAT SILLY SHEET!

[who_am_iii]

AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR.

[theoncomingears]

*PUTS HIS HAND ON HIS SHORT HAIR AND FROWNS* LONG FLOWING LOCKS, BIG DEAL. I HAVE... CHARACTER.

[who_am_iii]

THOSE LONG, FLOWING LOCKS COVER A MULTITUDE OF SINS, YOU KNOW. LIKE EARS.

[theoncomingears]

*PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS EARS* YEAH YEAH, I GET IT, YOU GOT ALL THE LOOKS AND I GOT THE EARS. HARDLY SEEMS FAIR. *FEELS HIMSELF DESCENDING INTO A SULK*

[who_am_iii]

DON'T BE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF - MAYBE WE'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A HAT?

[theoncomingears]

NO I HAVEN'T CONSIDERED A HAT! I LIKE MY EARS. THEY HAVE MAGIC POWERS. THEY CAN MAKE THINGS APPEAR OUT OF AIR *HOLDS OUT HIS HAND AND A CUP OF TEA APPEARS. HOPES HIS PAST SELF DOESN'T REALIZE THAT HE CAN DO THAT TOO.*

[who_am_iii]

*COMPLETELY AMAZED OMG* HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

[theoncomingears]

I TOLD YOU, IT'S THE EARS. THAT LONG FLOWING HAIR ISN'T SEEMING SO GOOD NOW, IS IT! *IMAGINES UP A SECOND CUP AND HANDS IT TO EIGHT*

[who_am_iii]

OH I DON'T KNOW - HOW MANY DATES HAVE THOSE EARS GOTTEN YOU? *BUT HE'LL TAKE THE TEA ANYWAY BECAUSE PFFFFT WHO TURNS DOWN TEA?*

[theoncomingears]

*LOOKS SHIFTY* DEFINE DATE? TOOK ROSE FOR CHIPS ONCE! BITCH GOT ME KILLED. THAT WAS A BAD DATE. BUT JABE SEEMED INTO ME... BEFORE I GOT HER BURNED UP. AND I THINK LYNDA WITH A Y WAS... YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAKE BACK THE DAMN TEA *SNATCHED IT BACK AND POURS IT OUT.*

[who_am_iii]

*LOOKS A BIT LIKE YOU JUST KICKED HIS PUPPY* OH. OH REALLY. THE HAIR IS ONE THING BUT HOW COULD YOU WASTE TEA LIKE THAT?

COME ON, I'M SURE WE CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET YOU A DATE. THAT CAPTAIN FELLOW SEEMS EASY NICE.

[theoncomingears]

*DEAL. YOU INSULTED IS EARS AND MADE HIM THINK OF THE TIME WAR AND NOW HE'S GOING TO BE A PETULANT BASTARD* WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK ONE OF YOUR MANY DATES TO GET YOU TEA.

HE IS. HE'LL NAIL ANYTHING THAT'S MOVING. ACTUALLY, IF IT'S NOT MOVING, IT JUST MAKES IT AN EASIER TARGET. DON'T WANT THAT. I'D PROBABLY GET SPACE HERPES. YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM EITHER, OR I'LL INHERENT THEM.

[who_am_iii]

*OH IS THAT HOW IT'S GONNA BE, BITCH?* NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT I THINK I WILL. AND MAYBE POP BY A FEW OF THE UNIVERSE'S SEEDIER BROTHELS WHILE I'M AT IT. I'M SURE THE TARDIS HAS A LIST OF INCURABLE VENEREAL DISEASES.

[theoncomingears]

NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN! I HOPE YOU GET THE CLAP AND DIE IN A BROTHEL ON TWATTANIA 12! *DOESN'T CARE THAT THAT MEANS HE REGENS IN A BROTHEL ON TWATTANIA 12*