Loner girl
Once upon a school day depressing
Along came a boy who was oppressing
Poor little loner girl didn't know what to do
she fell in love with a cornflake baboon
He was really flakey and not that appealing
but that didn't stop her from expressing her feelings
she wrote him a poem on what she thought
he wrote one back, but it turned out he's naught
the boy she dreamed and hoped he'd be
instead a dead end they had reached
Loner girl and cornflake went their ways
never getting together for the rest of their days
Cornflake married his high school sweetheart
and loner girl ended up an old fart
Getting tired of lonliness, she decided to die
so she hung herself with a rope tied very tight...
Along came a boy who was oppressing
Poor little loner girl didn't know what to do
she fell in love with a cornflake baboon
He was really flakey and not that appealing
but that didn't stop her from expressing her feelings
she wrote him a poem on what she thought
he wrote one back, but it turned out he's naught
the boy she dreamed and hoped he'd be
instead a dead end they had reached
Loner girl and cornflake went their ways
never getting together for the rest of their days
Cornflake married his high school sweetheart
and loner girl ended up an old fart
Getting tired of lonliness, she decided to die
so she hung herself with a rope tied very tight...