Saturday Morning TV
Here comes the happy beans,
Popping and shuffling and kerfuffling and sucking the lollipops,
Twirling and whirling, their beany behind for saturday morning TV,
Spit-roasting their three-way humour, rated PG with undertones of 18.
Give me squeaky clean goo and crash-helmets in case they sue,
And overly-expensive syndicated american 20-minute cartoons
Afforded by breaking into a dozen sponsorship breaks over three hours,
Like spiderman, The Racoons and Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles too!
Here comes the happy beans,
With Number 73, Get Fresh, Ghost Train, What's Up Doc?
Going Live in 3....2....
...1...
"Hello Elliot" and Five Star, and the dead-air boom!
They don't make 'em like they used to...
Popping and shuffling and kerfuffling and sucking the lollipops,
Twirling and whirling, their beany behind for saturday morning TV,
Spit-roasting their three-way humour, rated PG with undertones of 18.
Give me squeaky clean goo and crash-helmets in case they sue,
And overly-expensive syndicated american 20-minute cartoons
Afforded by breaking into a dozen sponsorship breaks over three hours,
Like spiderman, The Racoons and Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles too!
Here comes the happy beans,
With Number 73, Get Fresh, Ghost Train, What's Up Doc?
Going Live in 3....2....
...1...
"Hello Elliot" and Five Star, and the dead-air boom!
They don't make 'em like they used to...