And Now The Shoot Is On The Other Foe
Now here's the questions I would like to ask.
1) Do you wear toilet-seats around your neck as a sarcastic Flava-flav statement?
2) Can you make a haiku of your life story? (please elaborate)
3) Do you fold your socks into a ball when you put them in your sock-drawer?
4) Apart from socks, what else is in your sock-drawer?
5) Would it shock or horrify a nosey parent?
6) If you have read the local news today, what is the main headline?
7) One of the guidelines in Feng Shui is that you put the toilet lid down and close the bathroom door. Unless you're expecting a large rat infestation near your house, why would you do this?
8) Do you believe in the paranormal?
9) Is that a fly in your soup?
10) Ha, made you look. Anyway, next question. Legalise prostitution?
11) Can you define this question?
12) Stockings or tights?
13) Stockings?! Is there a war on or something?
14) What's your favourite film?
15) Sex or chocolate?
16) Dylan or Waits?
17) If you have a dictionary to hand, open it randomly. What is the first word you see?
18) Romans or Christians?
19) Crucifix or water-torture?
20) Einstein or Socrates?
21) Could you write me a song?
22) What is your favourite musical instrument?
23) Fetishes?
24) Action Man, Barbie, or Lego?
25) Fears?
26) Codewords?
27) Sunshine or snow?
28) Are you affluent? Better still, are you loaded?
29) Empire or Jedi?
30) Sega or Nintendo?
31) Scalextric or Hornby?
32) Machine-gunner or sniper?
33) Black & White or Technicolor?
34) Zippy, George or Bungle?
35) Tea or coffee?
36) Chinese or Indian (cuisine)?
37) You're on a packed sub-way train. You have to pass gas. You have a choice of a 5-minute-long loud burp or 5-minute-long loud fart. Which?
38) What culture would you define yourself as part of? (indie, goth, emo, wiccan, etc)
39) Why do you feel the need to classify yourself?
40) Why do you feel the need to answer these questions?
41) You appear on the front page of all the tabloids tomorrow morning. What would the headline be?
42) You appear on the special thanks section of an inlay card of an album you've bought. How would your name appear? (eg. Dave 'The Snake' Sabo, etc.)
43) Do you remember World War II in first person?
44) Can you demonstrate by example, the definition of irony? (Continue on a separate sheet if neccessary)
45) Whether or not god(s) exist(s) in your beliefs, do you feel it is important to be all Marilyn Manson / Jesus about it?
46) You're on a desert island. You can choose three things to take with you. What would they be?
47) If you met me, would you buy me a pint?
48) If you never heard from me again, would you remember this questionnaire?
49) Boy George or George Michael?
50) Had enough?
1) Do you wear toilet-seats around your neck as a sarcastic Flava-flav statement?
2) Can you make a haiku of your life story? (please elaborate)
3) Do you fold your socks into a ball when you put them in your sock-drawer?
4) Apart from socks, what else is in your sock-drawer?
5) Would it shock or horrify a nosey parent?
6) If you have read the local news today, what is the main headline?
7) One of the guidelines in Feng Shui is that you put the toilet lid down and close the bathroom door. Unless you're expecting a large rat infestation near your house, why would you do this?
8) Do you believe in the paranormal?
9) Is that a fly in your soup?
10) Ha, made you look. Anyway, next question. Legalise prostitution?
11) Can you define this question?
12) Stockings or tights?
13) Stockings?! Is there a war on or something?
14) What's your favourite film?
15) Sex or chocolate?
16) Dylan or Waits?
17) If you have a dictionary to hand, open it randomly. What is the first word you see?
18) Romans or Christians?
19) Crucifix or water-torture?
20) Einstein or Socrates?
21) Could you write me a song?
22) What is your favourite musical instrument?
23) Fetishes?
24) Action Man, Barbie, or Lego?
25) Fears?
26) Codewords?
27) Sunshine or snow?
28) Are you affluent? Better still, are you loaded?
29) Empire or Jedi?
30) Sega or Nintendo?
31) Scalextric or Hornby?
32) Machine-gunner or sniper?
33) Black & White or Technicolor?
34) Zippy, George or Bungle?
35) Tea or coffee?
36) Chinese or Indian (cuisine)?
37) You're on a packed sub-way train. You have to pass gas. You have a choice of a 5-minute-long loud burp or 5-minute-long loud fart. Which?
38) What culture would you define yourself as part of? (indie, goth, emo, wiccan, etc)
39) Why do you feel the need to classify yourself?
40) Why do you feel the need to answer these questions?
41) You appear on the front page of all the tabloids tomorrow morning. What would the headline be?
42) You appear on the special thanks section of an inlay card of an album you've bought. How would your name appear? (eg. Dave 'The Snake' Sabo, etc.)
43) Do you remember World War II in first person?
44) Can you demonstrate by example, the definition of irony? (Continue on a separate sheet if neccessary)
45) Whether or not god(s) exist(s) in your beliefs, do you feel it is important to be all Marilyn Manson / Jesus about it?
46) You're on a desert island. You can choose three things to take with you. What would they be?
47) If you met me, would you buy me a pint?
48) If you never heard from me again, would you remember this questionnaire?
49) Boy George or George Michael?
50) Had enough?