On the twelfth day of Christmas,
wammmmdarrrr sent to me...
Twelve sweaters drumming
Eleven bats piping
Ten bones a-leaping
Nine antiques baking
Eight unicorns a-people-watching
Seven bags a-sleeping
Six pirates a-jewelry-making
Five ba-a-a-and t-shirts
Four rainy sundays
Three fuck shoes
Two long drives
...and an underoath in a kacy.