Oh, you're so funknee.
I am going to document things I said that I thought were hilarious. As proof to a future self that there may have been a time where I may have sometimes said things that may or may not have been slightly amusing.
Unfortunately, these all occurred on facebook. I feel like that instantly de-awesomes them.
woe.
Scenerio 1:
I sent a friend a "daydreaming" spell harrypotter style. But after I sent it, I saw that she had already cast one of me! So I apologized:
"Christen! when I cast a daydreaming spell on you, I had no clue you had done the same to me! Oh dear, I am afraid I have been transfigured into a copy cat!"
Scenerio 2:
Christen's photo shows her in a classic smiling pose next to some statue of someone reading.
So I wrote to suzzane:
"suzanne! Check it out! I do believe that Christen's profile picture documents her latest failure in her literacy campaign- attempting to teach inanimate objects to read! poor christen..."
Perhaps I will write more,
but definitely not here.
Oh no. I have scandalized this space quite enough, thank you.
Unfortunately, these all occurred on facebook. I feel like that instantly de-awesomes them.
woe.
Scenerio 1:
I sent a friend a "daydreaming" spell harrypotter style. But after I sent it, I saw that she had already cast one of me! So I apologized:
"Christen! when I cast a daydreaming spell on you, I had no clue you had done the same to me! Oh dear, I am afraid I have been transfigured into a copy cat!"
Scenerio 2:
Christen's photo shows her in a classic smiling pose next to some statue of someone reading.
So I wrote to suzzane:
"suzanne! Check it out! I do believe that Christen's profile picture documents her latest failure in her literacy campaign- attempting to teach inanimate objects to read! poor christen..."
Perhaps I will write more,
but definitely not here.
Oh no. I have scandalized this space quite enough, thank you.