So, I have not had time for LJ At. All. Because this has been a crazy, busy, OMG-what-even-IS-a-fangirl kinda year for me, but I HAVE MADE TIME FOR THIS.
In one of my very rare perusals of celebrity news, I came across something that I believe is super relevant to our interests: PHOTO-DOCUMENTED EVIDENCE THAT ZAC EFRON IS TOTALLY INTO MAKING OUT WITH OLDER WOMEN. (OMG. IT'S ALL HAPPENING. WE ARE SO CLOSE. Now, tell me, how exactly do I go about becoming Michelle Rodriguez???)
Oh, man. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I AM ~DINING ~OUT ON THE NOTION THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY ABSENT FROM LJ FOR WAAAAAY TOO LONG (dude, you need to do something about that, btw!), BUT THAT YOU POP BACK HERE TO DELIVER THIS!
I ♥ u
This is the most perfect thing to perfect itself anywhere near me in MONTHS. LOOK AT HIM ON THAT FREAKING HORSE, WOULD YOU?!
Sometimes the Internet lets me down. SEEING ZAC MAKE OUT WITH AN OLDER WOMAN (WHILE SHIRTLESS!) AND RIDE A HORSE (WHILE SHIRTLESS!) IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES. GOOD FOR YOU, ZAC. GOOD FOR YOU, AND GOOD FOR THE WORLD. I 100% approve.
SEEING ZAC MAKE OUT WITH AN OLDER WOMAN (WHILE SHIRTLESS!) AND RIDE A HORSE (WHILE SHIRTLESS!) IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
This reminds me of something amusing. There is a meme that I see passed around every now and then of a SUPER HOT shirtless guy standing next to a horse with the caption, 'Nice horse'.
The amusing part is, I KNOW THE SHIRTLESS GUY. He is my very good friend's cousin. I have conversed with him on a number of occasions. (Incidentally, he's not only SUPER HOT but also super gay.) The funnest part is when it's one of my friends sharing the meme on FB.
So obviously, I failed, and didn't get to see this when you first wrote it, but OHMIGOD WAS IT NICE TO BE GREATED BY THIS WHEN I LOGGED IN TODAY. THAT FIRST ONE JUST KNOCKS ME OVER. SHE PUTS HER HAND IN HIS PANTS.
SO, YES, YOUR LIFE CHOICES ARE ABSOLUTELY LEGIT AND NEVER REGRET YOUR DECISIONS. I still haven't seen The Lucky One, but I really can't think of a reason not to now.
but I really can't think of a reason not to now. FACT.
SHE PUTS HER HAND IN HIS PANTS. I choose to believe that piece of staging wasn't dictated to the actress and she just said to herself, "well, I might never get this chance again..." *sliiiiiip!*
In one of my very rare perusals of celebrity news, I came across something that I believe is super relevant to our interests: PHOTO-DOCUMENTED EVIDENCE THAT ZAC EFRON IS TOTALLY INTO MAKING OUT WITH OLDER WOMEN. (OMG. IT'S ALL HAPPENING. WE ARE SO CLOSE. Now, tell me, how exactly do I go about becoming Michelle Rodriguez???)
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I ♥ u
This is the most perfect thing to perfect itself anywhere near me in MONTHS. LOOK AT HIM ON THAT FREAKING HORSE, WOULD YOU?!
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This reminds me of something amusing. There is a meme that I see passed around every now and then of a SUPER HOT shirtless guy standing next to a horse with the caption, 'Nice horse'.
The amusing part is, I KNOW THE SHIRTLESS GUY. He is my very good friend's cousin. I have conversed with him on a number of occasions. (Incidentally, he's not only SUPER HOT but also super gay.) The funnest part is when it's one of my friends sharing the meme on FB.
BUT ANYWAY...
BACK TO TEH SEX. Sorry for getting off track!
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I am re-watching The Lucky One. On television. With ads. Just for this...
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So obviously, I failed, and didn't get to see this when you first wrote it, but OHMIGOD WAS IT NICE TO BE GREATED BY THIS WHEN I LOGGED IN TODAY. THAT FIRST ONE JUST KNOCKS ME OVER. SHE PUTS HER HAND IN HIS PANTS.
SO, YES, YOUR LIFE CHOICES ARE ABSOLUTELY LEGIT AND NEVER REGRET YOUR DECISIONS. I still haven't seen The Lucky One, but I really can't think of a reason not to now.
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but I really can't think of a reason not to now. FACT.
SHE PUTS HER HAND IN HIS PANTS. I choose to believe that piece of staging wasn't dictated to the actress and she just said to herself, "well, I might never get this chance again..." *sliiiiiip!*
I HEAR YOU, LADY! I HEAR YOU.
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