Ten Signs You're Almost Maybe Getting a Little Bit Older
1) Listening to KOOL-FM ("The Golden Oldies Station"), you hear MJ. ("Rock with You.")
2) The hair on your balls is whiter than the cast of Happy Days.
3) Eating dinner at Johnnie Rockets, you note the jukebox doesn't play a single song that's not on your iPod.
4) Talking about the local baseball team, you say "The Phoenix Giants." (jorj95: "damn, you didn't even say Firebirds...")
5) Listening to KOOL-FM ("The Golden Oldies Station"), you hear a song from high school. ("Start Me Up")
6) You assume everyone gets your Happy Days references.
7) You see a guy at a bar who reminds you of your dad, and he's wearing a JFA shirt.
8) Watching the NBA shootout during All-Star Game Saturday, you see the veteran player Barry, and think Rick looks good with his new 'stache..
9) You're too exhausted to remember ten actual things, and start padding your lists.
10) Listening to KOOL-FM ("The Golden Oldies Station"), you hear a song from college. ("On the Dark Side")
2) The hair on your balls is whiter than the cast of Happy Days.
3) Eating dinner at Johnnie Rockets, you note the jukebox doesn't play a single song that's not on your iPod.
4) Talking about the local baseball team, you say "The Phoenix Giants." (jorj95: "damn, you didn't even say Firebirds...")
5) Listening to KOOL-FM ("The Golden Oldies Station"), you hear a song from high school. ("Start Me Up")
6) You assume everyone gets your Happy Days references.
7) You see a guy at a bar who reminds you of your dad, and he's wearing a JFA shirt.
8) Watching the NBA shootout during All-Star Game Saturday, you see the veteran player Barry, and think Rick looks good with his new 'stache..
9) You're too exhausted to remember ten actual things, and start padding your lists.
10) Listening to KOOL-FM ("The Golden Oldies Station"), you hear a song from college. ("On the Dark Side")