it rains fish from the sky, and the statues all start to cry

Oct 08, 2008 17:04

Another epic and well-plotted cinematic dream. I don't think it's that they really are this simple and concise, it's just that when I reconstruct them all the irrelevant stuff fades away.

Okay, first, obviously, I watched the debates.

Then, right before I went to bed, I watched this. I only recommend it if you have a weakness for vapid pop music. Or lesbians.

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I didn't know there was that much fist-pumping in either hemisphere.

Hence, a bizarre combination of theatrical rocking and political protest.

So, in the dream, a new OUCH record had been released (even though the band itself did not reunite) and one of the singles was so hot donblood was asked to perform at the VMAs (even though the world at large still didn't know who he was). He took advantage of this and wore a creepy mask for the entire dance routine, which was a mashup of old-school breakin' and laconic leg lifts.

Two seconds before the routine's dramatic end, one of the dancers facing the crowd pulled up her mask, revealing herself to be Alison (aka Ali "Oops", Don Red's ladyfriend) and spit in the face of the president's son.

Flashback: George Bush III had a reality show - also on MTV of course. Picture The Hills only five times worse, with bragging directly to the camera... picture, I guess, Richie Rich on Cribs. So Georgie, the latest member of the famous-yet-universally-despised tier, had to then present a Spaceman with dripping hair. Watching at home (in my parents' bedroom, for no reason I can discern), I laughed so hard I fell off the bed.
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