PSA: I HAVE SEEN IT, AND IT IS

[ratwus]

PATHETICALLY TINY. ROWLING SPEAKS THE TRUTH

Comments

[hateful_harry]

DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A CLITDICK YOU RATSHIT PEICE OF DUMBLEDORE'S BALLS!

AND YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ME NAKED! (have you? there are some hazy months from second year... not sure what went on then)

[ratwus]

I WAS RON'S PET, YOU IDIOT. I COULD SEE EVERYTHING YOU DID. HOW YOU SHOWERED, WHEN YOU WANKED, WHEN YOU PRANCED AROUND NAKED LIKE A LITTLE POOF HOLDING A PICTURE OF DRACO MALFOY.

I KNOW. AND IT IS TEENY.

[hateful_harry]

I NEVER PRANCED AROUND WITH DRACO'S PICTURE! DON'T SPEAK SUCH EVILS!!

AND I'M HUGE.

GO DIE.

[ratwus]

I'M SORRY, MY NAME ISN'T DUMBLEDORE, IT'S PETTIGREW.

[hateful_harry]

GO DIE ANYWAY.

[ratwus]

CAN'T. SORRY. NOT YOUR PARENTS!

[hateful_harry]

I HATE YOU. WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL SMASH YOU WITH MY FOOT AND THEN I'LL FEED YOUR REMAINS TO BUCKBEAK.

[ratwus]

ALAS, BUCKBEAK IS DEAD. BOO HOO. D: EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hateful_harry]

GO. DIE.

[ratwus]

IS THAT THE ONLY INSULT YOU HAVE? YOU'RE A STAIN ON YOUR FATHER'S MEMORY, PRONGLET.

[hateful_harry]

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY FATHER! You're a cum stain on the earth and should be killed by a rat trap. AND THEN I WILL EAT YOUR CORPSE AND SHIT YOU OUT.

[ratwus]

....AHAHAHAHAHAH.

OH HARRY, WHEN WILL YOU REALISE i'LL BE AROUND LONG AFTER YOU'RE DEAD?

[hateful_harry]

AFTER YOU REALISE YOU WONT.

[ratwus]

OH HARRY. *EMOS FOR YOU* IT'S A SURPRISE YOU'VE SURVIVED THIS LONG WHEN YOU'RE THIS STUPID AND WITLESS.

[hateful_harry]

SAME GOES FOR YOU, DIPSHIT.

[ratwus]

I OUTLIVED SO MANY PEOPLE IT'S NOT FUNNY, SO THIS SORT OF STATEMENT JUST MAKES ME CHORTLE WITH GREAT MIRTH.