how to cook a birthday

[walrath]

6 parts alcohol
2 parts paintball gun
1 part cigarettes
4 parts weeks paid vacation

mix it all together and you end up with a smiling very tired sean

Comments

[dharmika]

HOORAY!!!!
happy birthday dude...

[stupid_car]

dude next time i see you i'm throwing you a belated birthday party to make up for all the birthdays i've missed. i so wish i was there to pummel you with paint balls!

[walrath]

it's all good, I have bloody welts all over my body already