Nov 24, 2009 16:10
[15:57] April: kansas city ear sodomy: the isabella webb story
[15:59] Zoe: Fake Revolutionary Badass would watch and masturbate to that.
[15:59] April: he told me once that he liked to jerk off horses. did he ever tell you that?
[16:01] Zoe: ... No, and I could've gone my entire life without hearing that.
[16:02] April: the thing was, it wasn't his job. and yes, "horse masturbator" is a job title.
[16:02] Zoe: I could've gone my entire life without hearing that.
[16:02] Zoe: I could've gone my entire life without hearing that.
[16:02] Zoe: I could've gone my entire life without hearing that.
[16:02] Zoe: I could've gone my entire life without hearing that.
[16:02] Zoe: I could've gone my entire life without hearing that.
[16:02] Zoe: (x infinity)
[16:03] April: anne just came in and asked what I was laughing about.
[16:04] April: ANOTHER JOB THAT MUST BE DONE ON THE ANARCHY FARM
[16:04] April: can't just let the horses breed themselves
[16:04] Zoe: Seriously, quit talking about masturbating horses.
[16:04] Zoe: Please.