LA LA LA

[enjoysevrything]

HEY, AGRIAS!

[comes out of dressing room, wearing a bikini that isn't fitting her, luckily she has a towel thrown over herself]

THIS SWIMSUIT IS ALL CUT UP. WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?

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[comrade_taishi]

*From the top of a shelf*

*To self, rather loudly* A-HA! AT LAST, ANOTHER PIECE TO THE PUZZLE! The ever-integral moe loli type character! A favorite to a large portion of the fanbase! (And hopefully, not to the more deprived ones!)

*Points at Yotsuba* YOUNG COMRADE! CAN YOU FEEL THE FLAMES OF PASSION AS I DO? ARE YOU WILLING TO FOLLOW ME ON THE PATH TO THE REVOLUTION?

[enjoysevrything]

[...............]

[...... hiding from him around the corner, peeking]

[comrade_taishi]

Apprehensive, I see! Worry not, young comrade! The time will come when the glorious vision of the coming future will be revealed to you!

*points again* At that time, will you choose to walk the path to your destiny?

[enjoysevrything]

...

[enjoysevrything]

[SHOOTS WITH WATER GUN IN THE FACE]

[enjoysevrything]

[fleeing]

[comrade_taishi]

HAHAHAHA! *Throws arms out to his side* I CAN SEE THE FIRE, MY SISTER! WORRY NOT, THE PATH SHALL BECOME CLEAR IN TIME!

*pulls a towel from a nearby shelf and dries off*

[enjoysevrything]

[running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay taishi is a psychopath]

[comrade_taishi]

(No, he's just eccentric 8D)

[comrade_taishi]

*To himself, loudly* Hm! So, my young comrade remains apprehensive! Only a matter of time... *chuckles*

I suppose I must look elsewhere!

*Slips into one of the clothing racks and vanishes*

[northswainbraid]

*Clears her throat*

Ser, I am going to have to ask you to leave young maiden Yotsuba alone if you are going to act as...loud as you are.

*Her right hand rubs her sword hilt *

[comrade_taishi]

*reappears from the clothes rack*

My dear sister! You wouldn't keep a young woman such as her from her destiny, would you?

Of course, your coming was inevitable! Where there's a cute child character, there's bound to be a big sister type protector! Excellent, the cast of characters, even now, has began to assemble!

*points* AND YOU, COMRADE? WHAT PATH SHALL YOU TAKE, GLORIOUS ALLY AND HERO, OR TREACHEROUS VILLAIN AND ROADBLOCK ON THE PATH TO DESTINY?

*straightens glasses* Well, my sister?

[northswainbraid]

*Blinks, obviously a bit confused*

What an exuberant young man you are.

*Shakes her head*

....I am not your sister, though. What do you mean 'destiny?' I am a knight. I fight for the princess. I do not know of what you speak. Are you some kind of...noisy prophet?

[comrade_taishi]

*Evil laugh, go!*

A prophet! My sister, I am merely... a man with vision!

*Takes a cloth off of a conveniently placed set of charts and pictures*

AS THE 21ST CENTURY MOVES STEADILY ONWARD, THE PARADIGM INDEED MUST SHIFT, AS IT NORMALLY DOES! In this case, I speak of the entertainment media! What could be the new medium for this century? The answer?

[comrade_taishi]

DOUJINSHI! COMICS BY THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE! ANYONE CAN BE A STAR, COMRADE! I HAVE SEEN THE PATH TO THE DAWNING OF A NEW CULTURAL REVOLUTION! NO LONGER MUST YOU SUBMIT TO THE WHIMS OF THE PEOPLE OR A PUBLISHER, YOU'RE MOVED ONLY BY THE BURNING PASSION IN YOUR SOUL!

Quite simply, my sister... if one was to be the first to herald in the new revolution... domination!

JOIN ME, COMRADE! WALK DOWN THE PATH TO YOUR DESTINY!

[northswainbraid]

*staring and more staring*

I....er, doujinshi? Comics? What are those? Such strange words. They must be remarkable things if they get you this excited.