And enter Finn.

[isaneverfood]

*it's a quiet day at the ol' Wal-Mart. That is, until a certain Skimmer comes swooping in from nowhere... and comes CRASHING right into the women's clothing. From the wreckage emerges a squirrelly blond kid*

.......

I'm okay! Someone tell me I do not have a bra on my head.

*protip: he totally has a bra on his head*

Comments

[isaneverfood]

Uh. Yo.

[isaneverfood]

Dude, harsh. I could of died right there, you know?

[worldly_monk]

...! *the guy with a bra on his head will also have a gun pointed at him when he emerges*

[isaneverfood]

*askdjhsdhsa oh WHAT* Whoa! *TAKING COVER*

[worldly_monk]

... *pointing the gun away when he sees it's just a guy*

Who the hell are you?

[isaneverfood]

I come in peace if that's what you mean.

[northswainbraid]

*Was just about to leave the area after picking up some fresh undergarments to change into when she sees you fly by*

.......

What in Ajora's name did I just happen to walk into?

*Draws her sword and removes the bra from your head by wrapping it around the tip of the blade*

Very...unique choice of headgear you use, ser.

[isaneverfood]

Uuuuuh, hello, chick with sword! I come in peace!

[northswainbraid]

...I....what did you call me?

*has never heard a female be called that before*

[isaneverfood]

A... chick? With a sword?