the cycle has been broken
Everyone! There has been a breakthrough! Tonight, on this 26th day of October, in the year 2005, I, Alison, have completed a homework assignment. What is unusual about his? It is not due until tomorrow.
...And, as I take the paper from the printing tray, I realize that only the bottom half of every line has been printed, rendering the text indecipherable. Jesus, take me now.