Six!

[wallrocket]

Pardon me, passengers, I have a message directed at each and every one of you. Due to somewhat recent events, I find it necessary to say...

[He clears his throat.]

I AM NOT FOR EATING.I am sentient being! You would not feast upon the hide of your best friend, would you? I think not! So please, my good passengers, I beseech you to refrain from

Comments

[nantokanare]

Why would someone eat you if you don't taste good?

[wallrocket]

I am uncertain, but the man in question seems to have an unhealthy fixation on picking clean my bones!

[nantokanare]

Maybe you're wrong about your taste.

[wallrocket]

I-I do not think so, sir! I am fairly certain I taste quite awful!

[nantokanare]

What part of yourself did you eat?

[wallrocket]

I have eaten no part of me, sir!

[nantokanare]

Then you can't know what you taste like.

[wallrocket]

[Akagi has seen though his ruse! Regroup, regroup!]

My skin is far too tough for mastication, sir.

[nantokanare]

If you think I'll believe something like that, you're a fool.

[wallrocket]

I was not meant to be eaten, sir, so it is actually a likely story!