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My friend Emily has fabulous dogs (these would be the same dogs who "walked" me on camera for GISHWHES). The floor of her house is always littered with dog toys. Today there was a new one and it looked unfortunately, inescapably like a 2-foot-long double-ended dildo. So much so that, try as I might, I could not resist sharing my observation.
Emily's response: "Yeah, I thought of you when I bought it."
This is who I have become to my friends. I am the kinky sex fiend. Not that I mind, but...
Of course one of the dogs saw me holding the thing and thought it was play time. This led to Emily uttering the words, "She's not going to throw it for you; she just picked it up because she thought it was a dildo."
Emily's response: "Yeah, I thought of you when I bought it."
This is who I have become to my friends. I am the kinky sex fiend. Not that I mind, but...
Of course one of the dogs saw me holding the thing and thought it was play time. This led to Emily uttering the words, "She's not going to throw it for you; she just picked it up because she thought it was a dildo."